elcubanator
ElCubanator
elcubanator

Ok, not surprising.

I finally watched the Joker this week and ended up feeling like it’s a weird movie to generate so much praise and hatred. For context I afterwards watched King of Comedy, and it struck me that what Joker misses is some sort of psychological and/or moral clarity about the character we’re watching. Without that it’s

This is going to to turn cosplay conventions into Thunderdome.

I want this.

I don’t know why

Exercise responsibly, drink heavily.

That planet is apparently the Outer Rim version of Canada.

The best part was when the inn keeper didn't realize he was trying to but information and just thought he was a big tipper.

Also I just love the dynamic of baby yoda being a little button pushing imp and being shamed into not eating that frog.

Yeah! Good-looking socially-responsible women who occasionally make a mistake should just shut up!

This is really the least of what he deserves.

I don’t know......he wasn’t on our flight.

I have a Vanna White story. So I was flying from LA to Dallas and she was in the seat next to me. So we make small talk, she sees I’m reading a book she had just finished and did the whole “oh wait until you get to the part.....”. Anyway the plane is just about finished boarding an in walks Rush Limbaugh. We both make

I can’t wait for this big dumb movie to come out. I hope it has a longer run time then the second Bad Boys. I hope they didn’t hire an editor, or if they did they just let Will, and Martin edit. I also hope they give Joey Pant’s a spin-off where he just tries to find the money in the budget to cover all the damage.

There are also apparently about 4 cops in all Manhattan and none of them have radios.

Honestly, this blog post has far too much sports-adjacent content, IMO. Needs less sports.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

PLEASE INFORM SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE DAMN AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS

Yikes.

In PvP games I do squats after every stupid play I try to make. Overextend and get 3v1'd? Squats. Peak too long and get lit up? Squats. Throw a grenade at no one in particular? Squats. ADS for 30 seconds and get blind-sided? Squats.