LeBron looked at the scale, saw that he had gained 7 pounds, and immediately blamed Mario Chalmers.

I hope they bring in Etrigan at some point.

Luther approves.

The issue I always have with people talking about voting third-party, is that the third party candidates aren’t about jack shit either. This isn’t a “Democrats and Republicans and the two party system” problem; it’s a “white people run the federal government” problem.

Agreed. That would have made more sense, as a way to honor her (presumed deceased) mom.

“a gritty Yosemite Sam reboot.”

You clicked on the article, read it, and then commented on it.

So... you?

I make honking noises every time I squeeze my nipples. Anyways, what’s this article about?

Is there anything, really, that WOULDN’T benefit from more Rosario Dawson?

I’ll allow it only if Offerman never at any point remembers Rashida’s name.

When Hogarth started demanding “alternative treatments”, the question I wanted to ask her was if she’d ever heard of Kamar-Taj....

My late-summer couch spot is officially booked. Next in Nick Offerman projects with Parks and Rec alums: he and Rashida Jones restore old houses. Just make it a season long extension of their B-plot from that one Halloween episode.

It’s good thing that Trish gave up on music because that song was not good.

“The costuming choices in this episode are really bizarre. Oscar and his ex are dressed in summery clothes, but Vido is wearing jeans and a long-sleeve button-up shirt in the middle of a supposed heat wave.”
Headcanon, they’re the kind of parents who think their kid having wet hair means they’re about to die of…

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

If the Raptors win do they accept an invite from Trudeau instead?

If they repeat, I so badly want for Steve Kerr to announce the team is planning to visit Obama.

The real tragedy would be Pop not getting to dunk all over Trump by declining a White House visit in the next 3 years.

Yeah, let’s shit on people for not knowing how to pronounce a completely illogically spelled word that just started gaining traction six months ago.

Hey now, he’s made a pretty good Harry Mudd and he was great in Hesher.