That joke scored a clitical hit.

Bannon: I don’t know, either.

did i do it right?

Whoever wins, we’ve already lost.

When Bannon mentioned the 25th Amendment, Trump said, “What’s that?”

It’s a small comfort that this dipshit hates being president, but it’s all I‘ve got.

Serious question: are his advisers horrible enablers who keep this awful administration just credible enough to continue on or are they heroes protecting us from whatever crazy ass shit might happen if they weren’t there to keep El Moron in check?

What a fucking moron.

And ... you just gave the poor guy another burn.

a 27-year-old guy in Vero Beach who was hospitalized with second- and third-degree burns

If you were more diverse in your choice of video entertainment, you’ll find that there are plenty of black guys inside cougars.

Oh my god fuck off. You are seriously complaining about the article “spoiling” the trailer.

Jason Momoa looks like he’s having the time of his life. (I was going to say “Whale of a time” but that’s low even for me)

That is one hot take of a hot take. I’ve never known anyone to think that Red October is the weakest. It’s by far the best, and the others are really not close, other than perhaps Patriot Games.

Panthers are fine. Just don’t get me started on bobcats. They know why...

I mean, what’s the worst that could happen with Love starting at 5? Besides the other team shooting 100% in the paint.

A poop has more political engagement, empathy and logical thinking skills than our current president.

A ______ has more political engagement, empathy and logical thinking skills than our current president.

On the plus side...Agents of SHIELD has never looked better.