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it would have been quite a feat to make them less reliable, but it is one of the best looking things on the road esp the sport

that sucks, what a hassle. i was totally skeptical, but damn am i glad i actually read the whole thing before saying something stupid.

you guys are on today! first that ketchup thing and now this. I don't get to say this often but nice job.

well sheeeeeeeeeeeeeet. decades of ignorance, all those times when i would fill up like 5 of these things just to get a decent amount of ketchup. i will pay it forward, oh yes i will

you can't upgrade ram after the fact on these. It's soldered on like the processor so you have to max it out when you buy it or be stuck with what you get. what do you think it's a pc or something? apple doesn't want you tinkering with their precious magical devices

just gotta put yourself in their shoes, they pulled over someone who commited a driving voilation. they dont know you. you could be high, just commited a more serious crime, have a weapon or a needle, so a little good will and understanding goes a long way. i would turn on the dome light in the car too if its at night.

just don't say anything. the police will let you know what they need from you. just pay attention, keep your mouth shut and save the talking for the court room if it comes to that.

right on

Not really a question, but more of a thank you for creating wonderful iconic art. I can still picture in my mind those covers for Azrael, XO and Ninjak from 20 years ago and how amazed I was at the incredible quality of that art.

*brakes.

i'd give tesla a shit ton of money

hipster overload, ironic mustache imminent

the hyundai excel. not exactly how you wanna make your grand entrance into the americas.

he just wants you to move out. true story.

call me crazy, but it looks like he used a knife. i mean i could be seeing things, but it really looks like a knife

how can bacon smell bad? its made out of bacon!

except if you dont have power windows or locks. because then there was no wiring in your door to begin with.

I'd like a hatchback sonata, i mean forte.

hey if you don't like it, feel free to send it to me. I'll be happy to take it off your hands