And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Randy Moss.

I’ll thank you to refer to that man by his proper name of “Handjob Bob” or “Bobby Two Strokes” in the future please.

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

A mechanic named Abdul-Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani was pegged as the suspect...

Easy peasy.  Next question please.

That’s the MLB.com video player, but I will anyway

OK, he sucks now, but he was pretty funny as the little brother on Malcolm in the Middle.

he’s a good bet to repeat this next year since Soler power is a renewable resource

Fun Fact: in the halftime show, Big Boi rode a Cadillac down the field for more yards than the Rams had in the entire first half.

Hey, Barkevious Mingo may be bad, but he is not anonymous. His name may be his greatest natural talent. Don’t take that away from him.

Ah, I remember the first time I found this guy, in Gold:

Oh. It’s a tree pokemon. Cyndaquil, use ember.

*IT’S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE...*

Andy Reid will only coach in states with this exact structure. 

That’s great, Drew. But who are the Chefs?

“Tyreek Hill will probably get a massive contract extension later in the season only to nullify it when he punches a blind person.”

Jack:

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

Rob Gronkowski says he couldn’t sleep for weeks after a fairly routine hit in the Super Bowl

I know where he is coming from, I got a charlie horse the other day, and despite the pain and my body screaming at me to stop, I kept at it and finished that bucket of chicken.

Remember when Tony Romo retired and everyone was like, “LOL, bout time, mush brain.” Then he became an announcer was was actually enjoyable, interesting and insightful?
Jason Witten is bizzaro Tony Romo.