In any other timeline, Raphael Cruz having dinner with a guy from Brazil would be highly combustable internet comment fodder for right wing blogs.

“Car enthusiasts are a deeply miserable lot, almost endemically unhappy about everything...”

Optima control is definitely Kia’s Forte. 

This dude has all the confidence of the average freshman member of a College Republican chapter—which means he feels little need to prep, as he just “knows” the things he needs to know prior to entering a debate forum, and will be able to crush his opponent ‘neath the weight of his logic and incontrovertible facts.

Using the standard order of operations of PEMDAS you get... “The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.”

That’s a price that doesn’t Sting! I only have Forte dollars in my wallet. But I’ll need to do some Soul searching before I find my Optimal next car.

Sports are trashy tabloid reality TV shows for men.

People want to follow him, like they said, so with the support of the people he could easily become King.

absolutely I’d like to say i was boycotting out of my strong moral fortitude, but I’ve always just hated when people nonsensically remove letters from words

To be fair it is still a dangerous substance that can cause real health problems to people so it’s understandable that authorities would want to investigate and punish people for its use.

Them: All I know is, if you’re gonna tell me that a child is going to travel the world for eight years training and learning to become a master fighter, I’ll tell you’re being ridiculous.

Plus as a Yankees fan I’m tired of seeing all of our best young  players wearing interior lineman numbers

Why?

Honestly, this article makes me really like Carlos Vela. He spent a long time in Europe, played for some big clubs, had some success, and apparently never seemed to really give much of a shit or like it all that much. Now he makes a lot of money, plays relatively low stakes soccer where he’s the best guy on the field…

GET OFF THE INTERNET DAD

Clearly, as evidenced by his attempt to burn down a stone-clad and presumably steel-framed building with one fucking gas canister, we’re dealing with a galaxy-brain genius here.

Well, given that he married three basic models, I’d disagree on that point

Eighty-Six Happiness

Only one letter separates writer and waiter, after all, and the salaries are about the same.

which revealed the site’s intention to provide the online training—which is valued at $55,000 a year, per the Tribune