He’s going to end up working in the Trump Administration. Kris Kobach is going to be running DOJ and they’ll probably put cross-eyed Scotty here in charge of the EPA or something.

Antonio Brown: Hey Ben, you see Lev’s new tweets? [hands Big Ben iPhone]

Well, I’ve been voting for over 20 years, and I’ve never voted for a winner.

I hate to be cynical, but part of me can’t help thinking that the typical Southern football coach leans right politically, and isn’t all that interested in encouraging a group of young men who might vote Democrat to vote.

...he’s expected to be one-and-done...

Awesome!

...trespassing. On private property. In Texas. Yeah, should be just fine.

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

Look, I just want to know if he’s a lone wolf or if I need to condemn an entire ethnicity. Please advise.

SWEET SWEET BEAUTIFUL JUSTICE!

Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?

Honestly, as someone who is going to test drive one when they come out I could care less about any kind of hype or building excitement. When I drive it is what matters.

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

Actually he won’t say anything.. KFC is too close to being “black food”.. Umm.. a whole foods might get a “thoughts and prayers”.. wait.. that’s owned by Bezos.. ummm.. A Publix (south eastern supermarket chain).. That might do it. (and its in his base’s territory.)

Found Mark Davis’ burner account. 

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

What a mess. I feel bad for the Algodoneros player who got cotton the middle of this whole thing.

I can’t believe what I just saw. Whoever used that word should be axed.  

I owe all the MLS fans an apology. You claimed MLS was just the same as a lot of European leagues and I didn’t believe you.

Got a scouting report on either of these two players?