FLORIDA.

For a company that made it’s reputation by doxing people and declassifying things... something seems super disingenuous about this cloak and dagger approach with Drew’s mystery illness. I respect that his family needs privacy, but it would be nice to have a ROUGH idea of how he is doing or what happened to him.

So its DEFINITELY a sex toy malfunction. T’s and P’s !

All but one of those runs was when the team was either tied or winning. That’s kind of a crazy stat.

The crowd was chanting for him to go in for a 5th TD and it seemed like he waived off 1st and 2nd down opportunities at the goal line when Vrabel signaled for him to replace Lewis.

My (eventual) wife had to pass a poly for her clerical job with the police department when I was still in college. She had partied with many of the things that would disqualify her in the years prior. She bit the bullet and filled out the questionnaire like she was an angel. She spent like 2 weeks planning on this…

Things were about to go off without a hitch, then Faulk re-approached the man in the red shirt and incredulously said, “Just ONE more question...”

Tenders Royale will cause you to have a massive taste erection.  Go medium to enjoy. 

His interview on Pardon My Take was insanely awkward. They did a good job of telling him that his title makes him seem like a crazy person.

Nashville is a “thanks but no thanks”. Brand new AAA stadium downtown amd the team got a facelift. About to get a MLS team/new stadium. There is no political will to get another stadium built. Titans and Preds eat up a ton of people's disposal income. I don't see MLB working out here.

“Every beat of my heart we got something going on...making love with each other”

My parents tied fishing line from their bed through their patio door and hooked it to a chain behind window that my friends and I were having a Halloween sleepover in front of. We watched multiple scary movies and they would time out loud clanks on the window. I went in their room to tell them and they just told me to…

Dom HAAAATES doing these with Dan...this much is clear. He has the look of someone trying to not lose their shit on public transportation.

“YEEESSS!”

That has got to be Kraft or Ford, right?

“Thursdays With Poop Jokes"

#karma

Maybe they were just trying to figure out what the hell your uncomfortable mattress was stuffed with...

An off color comment (probably an attempt at a poor joke) 4 times a year. What a fucking monster.

Are you Positive that’s a good pun?