“ANYWAYS TWERK VIDEO OUT NOW” is how I aspire to end all my correspondences someday.

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

She’s always been trash. I still don’t understand why she was held up as some type of feminist icon in the 90s. I’ll never forget her “comedy” mocking Fiona Apple (who was a teenager at the time) for having an eating disorder. She’s always punched down and she’s always thrown other women under the bus.

Today in things that never happened...

Every time I see Colton’s name my brain somehow reads “Colon”.

Park City is actually super liberal lol. It barely belongs in Utah.

Sorry, but when a journalist interviews ANY politician it is their duty to be skeptical and ask critical, probing questions. AOC shouldn’t get a pass.

It’s sad because Elizabeth Warren DID criticize Hillary Clinton but ultimately endorsed her. You can do that. You can call politicians out on shitty things they’ve done without throwing the whole candidate into the dumpster fire. WE SHOULD TRY THAT SOMETIME.

There were a lot that already did during the primary. They would point to Warren as a woman they would vote for, but when she didn’t endorse Bernie before the MA primary, and shortly after it endorsed Clinton, Warren’s social media was inundated with thousands of posts yelling about how she was the reason why Bernie…

Obama didn't win by being another Bill Clinton, and the next Dem won't win by being another Obama. They need to be their own person. I like the Obamas but people need to let go. 

It should be interesting to see the not-at-all sexist Bernie fans who totally did not refuse to vote for Hillary because she was a woman and who totally would have totally voted for Elizabeth Warren now find reasons to totally not support Elizabeth Warren.

Fine.

For real though, call the bank if you have a mortgage or other loan that you won’t be able to pay. They might have deferral plans and at the very least you can usually get them to waive a late fee or make sure you don’t default or get reported to the credit bureau. You do not need an attorney to do this. Just call and…

Good god that shit hooks right into my tween lizard brain. LOOK AT REBA LOOK AT HOW HAPPY REBA IS

The Right: Gender is based on IMMUTABLE biological characteristics like BODY PARTS and CHROMOSOMES.

“Geez, do you people ever watch movies to be entertained?”

The check looked sketchy alright; it was in the hand of a Black man. 

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Wtf Tiffany. You are not at that party, lol.

Armie Hammer:
1. has possibly the dumbest name of all time
2. and also is so predictably handsome that I am angry I want his bone. Like, of COURSE I would find this man attractive. Ugh. Will I never be free of your rumbly voice and captivating eyes?? Why do you make me confront my own basic-ness? He makes me want to…