I’m going to work costumed as someone who gives a shit.  It’s right before an event I’m producing and it’s definitely going to be a difficult costume to manage.

I want to do a group costume that’s all of the disguises worn by Philip & Elizabeth Jennings over six seasons of The Americans.

A waffle. No political commentary intended. My daughter simply decided I am going to be a waffle and she is dressing up as a bottle of maple syrup.

Mad Engineer, A la Agatha Heterodyne.

Serious question: what did the last one get us?

I happen to know of someone who’s really good with calendars....

Republican women are not raping everything that walks. Men are.

Same.

William Holden!!!

Okay but I think we can all agree the worst example of this is when the NYT magazine published Natalie Portman and Jonathan Safran Foer’s emails to each other and called it a cover story

How Much Sleep Is Too Much Sleep?

Counter-counterpoint: Which one of these two scenarios is unfortunately the far more plausible one?

It’d be nice if they even bothered with some of the activists here in the middle states that are fighting against all of this “economic distress” too. I know some great people who are fighting like crazy whose voices should be amplified. But I guess that would take too much thought or something.

Going to have to heavily disagree wth you on that one. It was an enjoyable film but did not display excellence in any of the major categories. The performances were just fine, the script was meh, the plot was nothing new and straightforward, and some pacing issues. 

No. It’s a pullover. But thanks for noticing. 

I didn’t know that, so I didn’t mind the clarification. 

Yes, thank you for explaining to me what I already know, considering I was an opiate/heroin user for over a decade.

Yes, internet stranger, I clearly should have known that about you based on your two-sentence comment.

They thought he was a terrible caricature and racist representation. In actuality, the fellow playing Ben Jabituya(Fisher Stevens) went to India and lived there for a while to get the part as authentic as he could.

I’m just saying, if you have to point it out then you’re probably not doing it very well.