I am currently wearing a dainty gold wedding band that I bought from etsy for $10. I love it. I first bought it because my wedding ring didn't fit while pregnant. And I just kept the gold band.

Screw rings. Pizza is where it's at. Propose with pizza. Automatic YES>

I would rather have a down payment on a house than a wedding! That's what we're planning for, actually. Elope and buy a house. $4,000 for ring? $25,000 for a wedding? No thanks! Rather have a house.

I've heard this often about retail places. freaks me out.

Understandably shaken, Pauline asked to speak to a manager, who pulled her aside and gave her some hand sanitizer and a 30% off coupon. No one took her name down, no one offered to follow up with her.

Not to be a kiss ass here in Jezdom, but I have never seen a person "work through the pain" like women. NEVA.

You are supposed to say something self effacing like "But i have much better taste in partners' than she does" and then we'd be like "OH YOU."

My son wasn't feeling well the other day and my wife was pulling things out of our garage for the ARC folks. My son helped her in spite of not feeling well and she told him that is a very manly thing to do and stroked his little 11 year old boy ego in an effort to compliment him for the work. Later I asked her why…

That's not for us to know. This is far beyond our thought capacity as irresponsible, immoral sluts (read: women who have sex).

What are they making with Plan B? I don't know about you but I plan on buying tons so I can make an entire county out of lose morals ruled by whoredom.

The rape was reported on Oct. 31. Results of the rape kit came back on Feb. 10

I did not expect to like Lucy's little song, but damn. I did.

Read it and wanted to take a shower. and we're supposed to admire this woman for some reason? for being a high paid escort? really? don't think so.

Thank you.
Was really rolling my eyes at all the sympathy being thrown at her for this.

Seriously though, does no one think it weird and tacky for an engaged new mom to be hired as basically an escort sans sex, presumably? Do they really need that extra 500K so badly? Plus she looks so freaking uncomfortable in the photos, I just cannot fathom why they felt the need to accept this contract. Gross.

If someone you don't know pays you to attend an event with them because they think you are pretty/sexy, and you only go because they are paying you, you are an escort. To take a job as an escort and then be surprised that it is awkward, skeezy or shady is stupid. You're an escort and that typically means your work is…

I met my significant other by commenting on a picture of his cat on Imgur. I love both him and the cat IMMENSELY. Omg, that is boring.