THEY PAID FOR THEIR FOOD.

Can a motherfucker just eat a goddamn sandwich? Sorry, it's early and I'm still feeling last night's bourbon

Um, the southern states seceded because Lincoln got elected and they feared he’d free slaves. States wrote in the declarations of secession and what not that it was about the white man being superior to the black man. These are facts as they were written by the people who actually were splitting from the union.

Why do people need so badly for this not to have been racism? It was. She is. It was no mistake.

Democrats are so out of touch they don’t even realize that there is no legislative or judicial or executive path out of this for the foreseeable. There’s a zero percent chance (it is in fact mathematically impossible) of winning a supermajority in the senate for impeachment, so Trump is staying his full term. The…

At some point, people are going to have to accept this one, unfortunate truth:

Right?!  ‘White nationalist’ sounds like something that could be mistaken for a genuine rational philosophy if you’re drunk enough and have been smacked about the head a few times with a baseball bat.  Stephen Miller et al. are Neo-Nazis, plain and simple.

It’s also to close to Collard, and I’ll be damned if they take that too.

Shit. Forgot blue collar. And also white collar. Apparently white people are the only people with collars.

White people think it's their job to police Black people. Minding their goddamn business never crosses their minds. 

I’ve seen it spelled “heffa” so let’s just enjoy the heifer kaleidoscope without correcting folks, cool?

Yeah, I doubt it’s just because she works for Trump. I think her eagerness to lie to the American people and defend his worst policies has a lot to do with it.

*raises hand*

Evil can not exist without the complicity of cowardice.

Actual facts don’t matter to wypipo who rage like that.

No offense, New Seasons, but you had to know that this wasn’t going to end well.

It’s a beautiful chicken. I’m living for the iridescence on its feathers.

Us old school Ws fans suffered much more than the Cavs fans ever did before this run. Sure there are frontrunning dudebros, but lots of us remember forty years of unbelievable futility. So eff all of you haters, we are loving this.

the one thing i am looking forward to is those few folks in the comments who were guaranteeing that the series would go seven despite all history and common sense trying to explain the result.