Eye Mean!

Diminishing Boyz II Men’s greatness on the first day of Black History Month? Come again. They wouldn’t be on jock strap duty, they’d at least be taking the caddy to make the run to the rib joint. Let’s not get carried away.

Thanks. That sounds likely. If their deepest penalty was the ire of faux-patriots, I still would’ve wanted them to convene at a VFW hall and watch the speech on one of their grandbaby’s tablets.

“This constant need to nitpick and criticize everything gets tiring and discouraging.”

I don’t understand why anyone Black showed up. What was the point? No boos, no one shouted, “You lie!” Honest question: are they penalized for skipping this mess?

Now you got me wondering about her actual hustle. Back in the day, the cake lady and the candy lady in my neighborhood both drove nice cars. My current bootleg man is up to date on his child support. My cousin in law is an unlicensed barber who will give you a line in a parking lot and he just took his wife to Hawaii.…

Don’t save her, she don’t wanna be saved.

Don’t I wish!

I found it egregiously patronizing for Adele to ask, ‘What does Beyoncé have to do to win album of the year?’ as if we all didn’t know the answer was not be a Black woman while speaking to Black culture in an album. How miserable Bey must have felt, heavily pregnant, having lost again, and now-only because Adele is…

Ha! Can it come with a roll of Sucka Shit stickers so we can physically tag everyone and everything that needs to be moved to the in memoriam section of 2017?

God bless whoever lets Michael convince them to give Satan full custody of their liver, and on a Tuesday, but what’s up with this graphic? I don’t know bout y’all, but as for me and my house, we will be drinking that brown.

I’m not worried about this woman reading my comment, I was trying to help YOU come into the understanding of the reasons behind the ‘non support’ you mistakenly attribute to her rise as an interloper. I won’t bother since you’re clearly committed to blaming this woman’s ability to profit off of Black culture on some…

. . . And when the mail comes, you can put another stamp on it and send it to the ‘real’ winner’s house. Artists can decline awards. They can return them to the academy. They can decide not to submit their work, or they could, and this is controversial, not steal personas in the first place.

I love (read:loath) the apologists with the big ‘ol buts.

Wow, sis. If you’re actually Black you have some serious internalized issues with identifying with the oppressor. This broad is appropriating our culture and you’re finding a way to make that our fault because we’re cheap? Do you understand White people can spend insane amounts of money on their high culture because…

Oh, you must not have not have let the software update install. We’re not settling for verbal credit shout outs when we deserve so much more. Macklemore shouted out K. Dot, but didn’t decline the trophy. Adele shouted out Beyoncé, didn’t decline the trophy. Bruno shouts out all of blackness, doesn’t decline the…

Sir! Is this a joke? This is the EXACT point I have been trying to get through to you for our entire interaction. You got it. You finally got it! I’m so excited. Let’s recap your discovery:

This whole article cracked me up but this one line covered my fourth grade teacher, a blonde nurse who snuck me an extra blanket that one time, and the sweet soul of my crackhead uncle’s third wife, Sherri. Lord, rest her. She was the only White women I ever loved.

“Hair products for white people apparently don’t carry the same risk of getting stolen as hair products for black people”.

Motivations matter to you because you believe there exists a good reason to discriminate against a race of people. I do not. There is no reason; no intention or lack thereof that is satisfactory to cause one race a problem the others do not face.  Walmart is a company, not a person. It has no race, it cannot be…