Classic. !XOBILE!

That represents the:

Not only is it far overpriced, but it’s also 19,797,985 years in the future!

Rarely have I ever laughed out loud on Jalopnik. This had me doing so for minutes on end.

Maybe Subaru would win that one.

Late-model V12 Aston Martins have always made me weak in the knees, and this one is no exception. Coincidentally, it’s the same one posted yesterday, so it probably won’t make it to the AOTD.

Um. By my calculations, $4,000 is two percent of $200,000. Just a small error tho.

Top Gear tried this once, didn’t go so well.

Bow down to the leader.

I mean, when was the last time that Gary was in a Jalopnik headline?

Any word on if parallel parking is there in the NC driving test? I’m not against it, but I’m just wondering since I’ll do it in 2 weeks.

Behold, the only midsize vintage American sedan that I could find on EBay. All the Chevelles and Fairlanes were either coupes or wagons.

Even my 15-year old self immediately thought of this when I saw that:

Jay Leno while driving a Corvette ZR1 in 2009: “Because of certain regulations and emissions standards, this will probably be the most powerful Corvette for a very long time.”

Apologies if already posted

Previously at Rolls Royce...

It should flip the bird instead.

Red perforated holes in the center of the seat make it look purple from afar. Me no likey. And black interiors in general look dreary.

I've always wanted to do a project vehicle of something like that.

This is why Torch articles are best articles. DeMuro’s are a close second.