Last night’s Nats game was played in a brisk 2 hours 21 minutes. Faster than 159 of their 2014 games. Opening Day was a very reasonable 2:35.

"I don't understand why women just don't TELL men they aren't interested."

The dumbest part of this is the implicit premise that Cowherd’s argument is based on: would rather have a knee injury or concussion for your football career? His whole spiel centers on what is better for you to play football in the future. But you know what? Fuck that. Concussions come with vastly greater risks to…

When I left the theater, I was of the unpopular opinion that Skyfall was a pile of dogshit. I've seen it again since, and I still think it's a pile of dogshit. The rebooted Bond was working towards a great overarching arc with Quantum/Spectre, just to put the brakes on to make a nonsensical movie that got rid of…

Dalton was criminally underrated. He's openly said he molded his acting and emotions after the Bond of the books to be more authentic. (I haven't read the books but apparently he's seriously conflicted most of the time) Unfortunately everyone just saw him as the boring melodramatic Bond. The Living Daylights is…

This is actually why I enjoy Quantum of Solace quite a bit. That movie doesn't fuck around and it is shameless in it's uber-action movie pacing

If you shoot 100+ at some dog track muni, all one-handed lefty Tiger would have to do is get around Augusta in less than 200, because you won't.

Tom Haverford couldn't be more stoked.

I agree but I do have to point out that this was lip synched to a prerecorded track. Even Michael Jackson couldn't sing two different parts at the same time.

Oh for the love of god, lady, there's is no need for all this verbal diarrhea.

How Cavalier!!

When he's found guilty in the court of law.

No props for Derrick Rose? Dude's been playing the "me ow" game in interviews for years.

Biting commentary from Marv.

I went to a Cards-Royals game in KC several years ago. Always the worst series because of how Cardinal fans flood the stadium in their Eckstein jerseys. My friends and I take our seats in front of some St. Louis chubs who immediately want to start some "friendly" banter about what a treat it will be for us to see a…

Hi, I just had post this reply so you could see it in your notifications. It appears some asshole has hacked into your Kinja account and is posting stupid and unnecessary contrarian posts with unnecessary semantics arguments.

"I'm sorry, but she wouldn't have a job if it wasn't for the fighters. She wouldn't."

There are all sorts of people tangentially related to sports that can make more than the athletes. Of the top of my head; coaches, announcers, vendors, the owner. None of those people would have jobs if not for the athletes. But…

If you have to ask her to be your homecoming date, she's not really your girlfriend

Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [looks behind to see a trail of toppled hurdles]

I'm surprised Jones said anything at all, she has built a reputation on being notoriously tight-lipped.