You mean sex boat, I think.

I honestly couldn’t believe that he was hitting .300 in April. It’s not that impressive when no one’s hitting in front or behind you so pitchers don’t mind hitting the strike zone (especially when he’s always a strikeout risk).

Yes, but is Russel Wilson black enough?

Drew’s asshole!

This is good information. I definitely had a Bad One. If my George Foreman (which I pull out like once every quarter as it is) ever kicks, I will give Queesynart another shot.

This is good information. I definitely had a Bad One. If my George Foreman (which I pull out like once every quarter…

I would submit that it’s perfectly capable of frying an egg, or making bacon (minus all the greese that’s impossible to guide into that little drain hole. The thing is, I have pans for that. What it’s wholely incapable of is reaching (and more importantly, maintaining) the temperature necessary for searing, marking…

I would submit that it’s perfectly capable of frying an egg, or making bacon (minus all the greese that’s impossible…

Good God, is this thing ever a piece of shit. I made the mistake of registering for one when I got married and ended up leaving it out in the hallway for whichever unsuspecting neighbor thought that a free one would constitute a good deal (it still wasn’t).

Good God, is this thing ever a piece of shit. I made the mistake of registering for one when I got married and ended…

“Look buddy, we can spit-roast my wife, but let’s keep it PG, ok?

I don’t think most dudes avoid 4-ways because of “being naked in the same room as another dude” so much as it is “being naked in the same room as another dude who’s nailing my wife.”

I live in Arlington on the orange line and it’s great! All of my family (from SE Virginia) say the same thing - “God, how can you stand to live in Northern Virginia?!?” They’re referring to the outer ‘burbs just within the beltway and along 66 with all the traffic, I figure. If you don’t mind giving all of your money…

I want him to straddle his bat and ride it around the bases like a toy horsie, pointing his free hand like a pistol and making “pew pew” noises. This “having respect for the game” bullshit is intolerable. A guy just did one of the hardest things in sports - let him live a little.

But can we all agree that the white walkers look about 400x dumber in their armor/outfits or whatever?

No one knows if the knife was legal or not because it hasn’t been made public. State attorney says no, police say yes. I doubt either party knows the knife legal code backwards and forwards (not to mention having to parse out the language as it applies to each knife), but until I hear otherwise I’m going to side with…

Similarly, when I saw you used the word “vast” twice, I knew this wasn’t going to be a very smart comment.

Sure, it’s an oversimplification, but that’s kind of inevitable - you’re splitting the hair that spans the perfect distance from which to defend Harden in order to paint him as some kind of “genius” with the basketball. I’m not arguing with the overall thesis (that James Harden is more watchable than he’s given credit…

I’m late to this, but... really? The rationalization for his foul-drawing floppy fuckery is “oh, he’s only able to do it because he’s so quick?” That doesn’t make him a “good basketball player.” That’s like saying someone is a “good football receiver” because they draw a lot of DPI calls. Effective, sure, but it…

“Taco Bell buzzer beater” is what I call it when I make it to the toilet in time after eating taco bell, presumably on purpose.

Regular-ass Keurig+”My K-Cup” FTW. Don’t care if it’s not “good,” it’s good enough. Haven’t bought a k-cup in years. The machine has value.

Tell me, did you use a ladder to get all the way up on that horse of yours, or did someone give you a boost?

I mean, I’m a Nats fan. NL guy. I too prefer the NL and watching pitchers have to hit, and it’s definitely nice to see a pitcher like Bumgarner (and most of the Nats rotation, come to think about it) who can get more than just lucky bloops up the gap. But I like watching AL ball too. Higher-flying offensive numbers…