I agree completely. It’s hard. Terribly hard...but if your body can’t keep you alive due to a terminal non curable or treatable disease, then you should not be alive.  

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

I don’t blame other countries for laughing at us. I would be laughing too if I didn’t live here.

I get so worked up about Trump, and I’m not even American! I have to talk myself down and say, “It’s not my country, not my country...”

HE👏🏾 IS 👏🏾 A 👏🏾 FUCKING👏🏾 PREDATOR👏🏾

lol consider that bullet dodged.

And he got all offended and got the check (I paid for mine) and then left me at the table.

Can I throw up now? Why don’t we just build a time machine and go back to pre-Dickens London, where urchins begged in the streets and people worked 60 to 80 hour weeks for low wages in terrible and often dangerous conditions, so men like Trump could live in wealth and comfort, and did not have to work hard…

That’s why we drink.

winebro

Done and done!

Our family has a long standing tradition that any celebration involving cards, the card must be totally inappropriate, addressed to someone else, and signed by someone else.

My relationship with my father is beyond problematic and I haven’t been in contact with him for over 3 years. Reading all of you rave about your awesome dads makes me feel like shit (not your fault, obvs - I’m super happy that some of you have great dads). Anyone else who has cut contact with their father/main father…

This is like us all watching Tiberius stalk past, and we mutter about the treason trials and how he wastes money... and then we see Little Boots scurrying to keep up with the procession and we’re all “Oh that poor kid, don’t worry - when his dad Germanicus - the ideal Roman - becomes Emperor, everything will turn out…

I’m already drunk and it’s not even 9am. Who’s the seersucker now?

Straight from 45's playbook, here comes the melted Ken doll with some nonsense to distract people from Comey’s testimony.

Yeah but why do we have to hide our boobs? Like what is the problem with the body I was given? Why do I have to pretend I don’t have nipples? A mans nipples are fine to see.

Bathroom manifestoing seems more “Martin Luther’s theses” and less Instagramy than I’d have expected from the youths. But whatever works. Go Canadian teenage summer school girls!

I don’t mind kicking us off. I SAW DONALD TRUMP WITH THE DEVIL! I SAW GOODY IVANKA WITH THE DEVIL! I SAW STEVE BANNON WITH THE DEVIL!

but they let him touch an orb, so who gives a shit?