Ugh. I don’t understand that shit!! I have been ghosted so many times. Like. I’m sorry, how did we go from you showing me your house and asking if I could see myself living here to radio silence?! Oh. You met someone else when you were out of town for work? Cool. Cool.

Married for ten years to a great guy, he passed away from cancer. I was a devastated woman who buried herself in work but lonely, and didn’t like spending any off days alone.

I agree with you! I was surprised to hear that the woman in the story gave the guy a second chance and they have been happily dating for a while. Keep us posted on your sitch!

Most of my relatives are Republican, but we argue if we try to talk about politics.

Idiots are usually fun to bang! But on a more serious note, lots of people disagree over politics and can still have good lives together. I know Trump is polarizing and horrible, but my grandma loves him. My grandma is still my favorite person in the world even if she likes Trump. She’s amazing in all other ways.…

He’s like Patrick Bateman if he was played by Michael Cera.

So remember the guy I said I had a crush on from work? Then I got on a dating website and was hating it because I can’t deal with rejection? Well. Today I matched with the guy from work. And I’m like “Is this awesome or is this awkward?” I’m saying awesome. I liked him with a green heart and now I’m waiting to see if…

One death is a tragedy, one million deaths is a statistic. So the Trumps are happily preventing one tragedy and promoting “statistics.”

The first Butt is the Deepest

I made up the song “If you wanna be my hamster, you gotta get with my butt.” I am 38.

WHEN THEY COME LURCHING UP THE HILL AFTER THE KIDS “FIND STUFF”....

Well, at least now we know:

The Vengeful Bitches is now the name of my new rock group. Auditions will be held next week.

Oh, I get ‘Virgin Suicides’ because that’s a lot of blonde.

COSIGNED

I’m gonna watch the shit out of this.

WOT HAVE YA DONE TO ME YA VENGEFUL BISHES

There are 50+ Smiths songs with lyrics that are better than anything Ruby Rose ever will do in her life.

Being mean doesn’t suit me and leaves me feeling dirty.

Is it raining apples, bananas and tomatoes in that pic? Forgive me, but that's taking "tomatoes are a fruit!" a step too far—you never want tomatoes in your fruit shower.