Well, you did click on an article with Harley Davidson in the title.

Gizmodo doesn’t choose the ads you see.  You choose the ads you see based, on the marketing information The Man knows about you.

Isn’t that how Trump did it?

Bingo.

Come back in two weeks then, brah.

Musk will announce new chemistry. Range, longevity, cost will be touted. All Teslas as appreciating assets will be emphasized. Somewhere, an early 2022 date for release of this chemistry will be slid in. Special deposit slots available tomorrow.

It’s very easy to shit on claims when they turn out to be false

Tesla =/= SpaceX. They are two different companies doing two different things. I don’t understand why Tesla keeps getting credit for SpaceX’s achievements.

Everyone is interested in robo taxis. No one is close, including Tesla. Unfortunately too many believe the hype and put themselves and others at risk on the road. 

That launch was a smashing success, as Tesla broke into a new market. Their presentation wasn’t bulletproof, but gave us a window into their product. I’m confident they will crack their sales targets.

the Tour de France of car companies.

I’m not going to check replies or anything because I have stuff to do, but that 3x number is a lot more complicated than that. From what I’ve gathered, its 3x living here vs there—so war/post-war immigration counts (which I’d want to leave Europe in the 40-50's too), it’s a lot easier for Europeans who often learn…

That’s a bit of a pointless statement. Without bothering to fact check the numbers, I’ll just point out that it is much easier for Europeans to move to the US than for Americans to move there, due to EU zone rules on hiring.

There is a Hyundai (or is it Kia) ad where one driver changes lanes without looking and would have side-swiped a car - they looks so relieved that the car saved them. The 2nd part shows them driving too fast in a parking lot and the car brakes in time to not run someone over. Phew! 

This is why I FUCKING LOATHE the commercials about these automatic braking and lane departure systems that show people singing with their eyes closed, taking selfies, and whatever the fuck else and the car saving them from an accident. These systems aren’t that good and these commercials tell people it’s ok to not pay…

You must have been in one of those gifted programs if your elementary school offered a dedicated course in logic. I did take logic in college though. Great class!

For real

Wow. For the first time ever, I might star one of the anti-liberal comments.

A Morning Shift finally hit 5/5 wrong takes, congrats all around!

Again, for the millionth time, they don’t actually care about babies, they don’t really think fetuses are children, they don’t give a rip about any of that. What they care about is women having sex, and stopping that.