ekestrel
Kestrel
ekestrel

Posted it before, but found this hilarious.

“Our game will have you fighting Nazi zombies!”
“Oh, cool.”
“In our WWII game, there’s a female protagonist!”
“DO YOU EVEN KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WWII!? OPEN A HISTORY BOOK. NO WOMEN!”

People who survived tend to have survived.

This is the most compelling argument for why parents shouldn’t buy the most amount of safety features they can that are currently available.

“1,200 hours, eight months, and innumerable vape hits after Dark Souls III streamer Suzie first attempted a no-hit run of the infamously difficult game, she lit her final bonfire last week.”

The game’s gore is realistic because it is not supposed to be pleasant. It is not supposed to be a cool Mortal Kombat experience. It is supposed to make you feel uneasy and dehumanized. That is entirely the point. Most games make killing feel too clean and painless. Last of Us excelled at making each kill feel like a

Time to crawl back under whatever rock is your safe space, troll.

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

I agree it’s got downsides but so does appointing judges for life and making them unaccountable to anyone or anything.

At least this person had a backup plan.

Women in videogames have no choice, because they’re fictional characters that have as much agency as their writers/creators/the script gives them.

Anyway, police in Greendale, Wisconsin didn’t say how this Ford Escape wound up in a giant hole in the ground

Having recently lost my mom and having recently had a human replaced in the Oval Office with a semi-sentient sack of rancid circus peanuts, this literally made me cry for so many reasons. Good tears for good memories, though. Thank you guys so much.

Have you considered skipping the poor decision of posting bad opinions online?

The world is wider, and more varied than you imagine:

Ligaments don’t really care how much money you make though. Playing every day is hard. Playing 3 times in 24 hours is very hard. I’m not sure most of us are in a position to tell Aaron Judge to toughen up.

Three MLB games? I thought the doubleheader was against the Orioles.

But I was referring specifically to your article, which discusses major cities. I just thought it was weird you didn’t make a single reference to transit, that’s all.

What is the worst minor annoyance?