The Ivana quote has got to be a dig at Melania. Now serving her sentence standing silently next to Trump in hurricane disaster zones and hospitals full of mass shooting victims.

I’ve spent a long time (too long, really) working in the medical and mental health fields, so I get it, absolutely. I wonder, though, about that excessively frustrating middle ground where I find myself on a personal level, where you’re surrounded by people practically all the time, but have significant, mutual,…

It’s an Island (of Gun Control) surrounded by a really big Ocean (of gun nuts)

Forreal this bitch is like Russian Rumi or Kahlil Gibran, to wit:

Yeah, I think what everyone is missing about this photo is that Plath was known for her depression and how that influenced her work generally.

I think that can be intimidating to some people the same way that reading Ernest Hemingway or William Faulkner can be (never made it through Faulkner’s work because it was so…

Yeah, I mean, I get the point but if I had a pic of me that looked that good I’d want it on the cover of all my books in perpetuity.

I agree. I like to quote my mother who used to say “show me a child who has a mother for a best friend and I’ll show you a bad mother.”

Damn. Can was such a great fucking band. Their albums Tago Mago, Ege Banyasi, and Future Days are masterpieces.

I’ve thought about Botox and decided against it. If I don’t look angry and tired all the time people might try and talk to me more.

Bargain bin Benedict Cumberbatch ass

Funny no one had to ask Mattress Matt to open his doors. What a sleaze.

Goddess grant me the confidence and hubris of a completely, mediocre white dude.

I find it incredibly hard to put into words just how awful it would be to end DACA. I have a number of friends who have DACA and it keeps me up at night thinking about what might happen to them if DACA is taken away. The short thing is that they, along with 800,000 others will lose their job, either immediately or…

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

I sort of think they’re setting it up for Rhaegal to be more important, if only because when Jon inevitably hops on board and shows mastery over him, it will be an “all is revealed” sort of moment.

Senility is a strong force. Also, when you spend your life dealing only with the people you want to and you ensure that you have all the leverage so that you can walk away at any time, you never learn to handle adversity or challenges.

AGAIN: This should not be a serious surprise to anyone. They knew exactly what they were voting for and getting:

He has the “I have made a huge mistake” Gob Bluth look on his face.

Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

But they absolutely will. You know that, I know that, the world knows that. How sweet would it be if she responded with, “It’s just locker room talk.”