Millions of people still play Pokemon Go tho!

Double the beep boop!

Double the beep boop!

I only bought one because my old TV died. 4K netflix is nice, I guess.

Actually the babies are under the screen of his smartphone. Once they hatch - well, the next nightmare begins.

Considering this is Kotaku... I think the bug was actually an Eternal Darkness insanity effect.

This whole thing is going to turn into the cockroach segment of Creepshow isn’t it?

If, when following these instructions, I find myself inhabiting the body of th ebug, is there any danger that I may have been pushed back in time and find myself then trapped in my monitor, ready to be crushed by myself?

I know Kirk isn’t even considering it’s family. A large nest of innocent babies it left in the monitor, growing and ready to hatch. Lol Kirk should just burn the monitor just to make sure.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Hey, at least they had FEMA tents at FF!

Where does a mansplainer get his water?

But... but... why would an unknown stranger phone you? oO

What mess have you gotten yourselves now, colonists?

Girl sounds like she’s a few tables and fish dinners short of a wedding reception if you ask me.

This shows that America is still the land of opportunity. So inspiring, in fact, that I’m going to update my resume:

Plus she’s black, just like Ben Carson. The blacks know the urbans.

WROOOOOOOONG

I think he mostly means that it seems a little wasteful to devote all sorts of creative energy to building a bunch of interesting characters with compelling personalities and potential story arcs, then do nothing with them outside of a (online-only?) comic that very few people will read. Not that the game itself needs…

Overwatch is “Everyone is Gay” that’s why Zenyatta’s ult says “Gays! Into the Iris!”

So uh, when can those of us that aren’t into multiplayer games get a really cool single player story driven game about these characters? It feels like such a shame to build up such a world and characters and just have them randomly kill each other over and over for no reason.

Like, I theoretically know this, but I also know in my soul that beverages should be ice-cold or scalding and nowhere in between.