The article felt kind of Shakespearean- dude wants nothing more than love and respect, so much so he runs for President thinking that it’ll be the sure-fire way he’ll get love and respect. But upon becoming President, he finds himself neither loved or respected and is instead mainly alone, by himself, watching Cable…

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

Funny you should ask....

What if you pronounce it like, “lovaah”?

It appears as though Brad Pitt has entered the period in his life where his face is going to rapidly begin to show his proper age. Also, I’m sorry Robert Zemekis, but I don’t care that this is a “serious” movie, but if somebody tells me this is directed by the same guy who did Cast Away and Flight, I’m less likely to…

They’re bringing back Skyrim, but the bad news is that they’re bringing it back as a team-based shooter with microtransactions that requires an internet connection to play.

Am I the only person who actually liked ME3? And I..cried at the ending..Had flashbacks of all the moments and characters that led me to that decision. Look, I get the hatred and all but it was very personal to me, I replayed the previosu 2 games in close proximity so it was all fresh to me, so I really felt it when…

That’s The Division’s problem right now. Not a chance in hell I’d play it or go into the Dark Zone after all the stories I’ve heard.

I had no choice, the guy called me a “f*cking retahd” to my face 2 seconds after buying the card from him lol. This is the wasteland son!

She wants to poop back and forth forever

Somehow with the X-Files reboot, they managed to remove *any* *trace* of the original magic? Like, they took all the lightning out of the bottle, and then ran it through the dishwasher a couple of times to make sure it was entirely lightning-free.

this post is internet comments sections perfected, i don’t think there could be a more internet opinion than this. a goat or something...on a device that literally can tell you exactly what the actual answer is in seconds...i am astound.

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Jesus I had to go read that whole comic after you posted this. I’ll never be the same. In a really bad way.

So much this. It KILLS me that Bethesda barely worked into Fallout 4 some (if any) of the obvious improvements Obsidian made in New Vegas. The companion wheel, for instance, is so much better than the system in Fallout 3, 4, and even Skyrim. It’s one thing for Bethesda to not incorporate things that modders add over…

She sounds like she’s making a pretty solid argument for veterans to be denied access to guns.

My SUPER Italian grandfather used to always yell at me for not calling sauce “gravy.” I got the last laugh, though—he had a heart attack and died in his sleep.

You have to take this dangerous gif down... Bamboozled by the rapid snake like movements I have fallen off my chair, broken both legs and I am choking to death on my headphone cord.

The Institute has 200% more robo-gorillas than any other faction.

Fuck that, I wish you could talk to the alien and recruit them for your settlement!!