It isn’t reporting back to the “mothership” (lol) with the data it finds. All the processing is done locally, so it’s not really comparable to Google. Or an issue as such.

OK, it’s pretty hilarious that you think someone would call for the dissolution of the federal government out of an urge to appear more authoritarian than others. +1

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?

And two, Apple isn’t sending this anywhere are they? It is a simple database search on your own device showing other matches. I don’t see any security issue at all on this - unless they are storing it there to do the indexing....

~tweets from the future~

I thought it was actually gonna be a homage to the guy’s late wife. Sorely disappointed! :O

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

Personally, i preferred this one.

You’ve never irrationally hated a fictional character, while also recognizing it’s just make-believe? I for example hate that bitch Daisy from the Mario games.

Did this happen at twilight?

I see what you’re trying to do, but, it’s funny, actually. You came up with a shit headline*, so yes, what you are presenting would not have run as-is. But if the internet was losing its shit over a female character, I’d report on that too. In fact, we have done exactly that in the past, and in doing so found…

Yeah, first Deathclaw I fought. Beat the crap out of me.

WTF?!?! Where the hell is that thing?????

For real though

A fucking teacup Deathclaw could be coming around the corner and my ass would be running in the opposite direction!

Its hard out there for an imp.

I have nothing to say about any of this....except that I love Romita Jr., but Christ Almighty, his style does not fit with Superman....like, at all.

How am I supposed to play Fallout 4 and Tomb Raider at the same time game developers?! How!?

Pretty sure it's a Jeep thing. I can't find anything on my Cavalier that says "YOU CHEAP MOTHERFUCKER" except for the dashboard violently bucking over every frost heave, the HVAC screens falling out during normal driving, and the permeating smell of glue.