"that not being able to steal from or murder NPCs is too far removed from the traditional Elder Scrolls experience,"

are often members of One Direction.

Thanks. I read your whole comment, too!

Protagonist Hero, whenever playing that game, do not look at Snow Crash!

"lone pizza delivery girl-slash-ninja who works for her dad must overcome her biggest enemy: a clique of rival megacorp-allied ninja"

They do, even. Hopefully that means he'll leave.

I'm good at making small talk at parties with complete strangers. Maybe I could hire myself out to people with few social skills.

drunk bathroom friendships are the most pure friendships

This is my favorite role at a wedding. Random Dancer Woman. I can do shots with the drunk uncle who thinks he's a decade younger, I can dance with the little kids and I make friends with all the drunk girls. Not knowing anyone at the wedding is the best. It's when I know people and are supposed to give a shit about…

None of my friends getting married have given everyone plus-ones. They invite SOs but don't expect/want people to bring someone just to bring someone. Is this regional? Age thing?

Well, Anders did come on a bit strong if you played as a male Hawke, but it's not like you couldn't shut that romance path down pretty quickly. However, I still remember how my female elf in DA:O wound up in Zevran's tent because I was trying to pick options that sounded nice and wasn't really focusing as much as I…

To symbolize how every time you tweet you make an ass of yourself?

Part of me thinks this is dumb, but part of me thinks this is really stupid.

Hmm, well, it looked kind of like sci-fi Dragon Age—as in, like a game in the frostbite engine. I won't be surprised if the final game doesn't match what we were shown tonight, especially when they're clear its all prototype and whatnot, but it looks more or less like you'd expect it to.

Yep. I said to myself "It's a woman's ass" and I was not wrong.

I love you. No question. Thank you so much for the heads up. It had been bugging me more than it should. I just downloaded it to my phone and it is lovely. Thank you again.

that pic makes me want to play it

there was an old game I would play on the computer that haunts me to this day. I keep remembering it, but don't have any clue what it's called, and my googling has failed me. It was set up with rows and columns of dots. You controlled a small line that would rotate around the dots. You could either reverse direction…

oh my god the way he says Finance kills me.