When you throw 101 mph at somebody's head two pitches in a row. Something is going to happen. Could you possibly blame Rizzo for having his teammate's backs?

Damn shame, after all these years, . . . . .Crips and Bloods still can't get along.

Welcome to America. Most people are reading this because they're bored, yet they find the material too boring to read.

Nope, he said "Não quero ser grosseiro... rasguei o ânus nessa jogada. Por isso a dor."

Counterpoint: Rub some dirt on it

Single most tired joke on Deadspin?

I say it all the time, the Bears win the Super Bowl and I am done with this awful fucking sport. I hate the players, coaches, owners, administrators, NFL, NCAA... all of it. I'm just too invested at this point to quit.

Barry your name sounds like the role of a nebbish sports writer in a Coen brothers movie. that's not a compliment.

I don't get it.

Those light poles are hardcore. Love their design.

Obama only got through on the 16th attempt. Tim Howard blocked all the other calls.

Thank god this was a soccer article written by somebody other than Greg Howard.

Yeah, totally ... I'm buying a ticket right now, I am sure it's something I would never regret!

A Mount Douchemore!

"Mount Douchemore" was sitting RIGHT there for you!

a Mount Rushmore of douches

I fucking love this guy as our coach. I can totally see how he can rub higher ups and opposing teams/fans the wrong way.

The BALDEST!!!