Dan Shaughnessey is feverishly updating his article to argue that there's no gay stretching in football or baseball, and "I told you so."

there it is!

they are actually pretty cool, not that you mention it!

that's a bit of a stretch, but you did hit upon one of Deadspin's favorite topics. Now only if you could work in a comment about breaking the unwritten rules of baseball, an insult about the Cubs, criticism of those who complain about clickbait, and the word "thug," you'll be a favorite!

I want to say something mean about Boston, but it was pretty cool to see the fans give Arrieta an ovation for his performance

don't criticize - Deadspin is infallible

All of them are great suggestions except number 7. Number 7 is stupid - people generally fans of the games they played in real life, otherwise we'd have a Super Mario Bros. league.

Wow. Just wow.

I commented on the headline issue and my posts were deleted. Careful - it's a touchy subject with the Deadspin crowd...

LOL - you might want to tone down your opinion of self worth if you honestly think my choice is between a conversation with you or "the abyss."

funny, because it nearly had the opposite effect on me. I almost passed it by as more anti-soccer dribble, but wondered if that's why Deadspin linked to it and clicked. But good to know that you'll mindlessly stand by your brothers in craft.

the tone of your question isn't exactly enticing me to engage you in conversation...

It's actually a very good article that he tried his best to ruin with the headline. But, click bait is what matters these days, and that headline will get more clicks than a reasonable one...

why is Blossom walking in with him?

I couldn't be more happy for the Browns.

Pura vida, Mike Tirico

you know what? That kind of reasonable understanding has no place on the Internet

thanks to this man, my wife is now watching the World Cup

My wife tried the same thing with Grey's Anatomy - didn't work

I will never understand what possesses grown men to watch grown men perform "wrestling"