The Philly section of Barstoolsports has an entirely different take on it.

queue obligatory Clark the Cub with giant dong memes

enlightening

hey little girl, never mind a keepsake that you'll cherish for the rest of your life, better throw that Ortiz home run ball back so you can earn the approval of some drunk white trash...

I guess the dangerous thing for the NBA right now is that he has nothing else to lose

so let's hope we aren't watching a tragedy play out?

honestly, and I don't want to be in the camp that defends this guy, but I wouldn't be surprised if the antitrust thing gets some legs. Only the MLB has antitrust exemption, right?

That was right there in the Bill of Rights I think, making sure that the NBA didn't infringe on them

The formula for a Deadspin headline apparently is to state a fact like "Michael Sam is Doing a Reality Show," and then immediately follow that fact with an assertion about how you should feel about that fact, like "And That Sucks."

most storied = not about the actual sporting competition = the OP's point.

that whole east coast / original six bias thing...

Is that a barbed wire tattoo? Of course it is...

Being that this is Jezebel, I think that Team Cat and Team Dog can both agree that the real culprit was the husband

everyone outside of Boston is a Habs fan tonight!

Guess what - the Penguins missed Brooks Orpik

there it is - way to ruin a joke

I had to google 'trebuchet.' Your comment makes complete sense now.

last time I checked the Flyers were just happy to make the playoffs

The Penguins need at least two veteran, hard hitting defenseman. There's too much focus on the forwards - look at what the Ranger's defense, or the Blue Jackets defense in the previous series, the Bruins defense last year and the Flyers defense every time they play, do to them. I don't think that this series was…

I love that Granat offered to shake the guys hand first, before deftly dodging what looks like a right hookercut?