Somehow I feel we're due a return of the cult somewhere in here.

While I did enjoy the Tyson, thread, I kept getting pulled out of it, knowing that Mrs. Tyson is a short white woman, Alice Young.

… it also engages in Masters’ most miserable brand of surrogacy, in which harebrained schemes act as a substitute for thoughtful plotting.

I was talking about how they've been doing it for four seasons, as compared to what Murphy is proposing now, which is 26 episodes a year, or effectively two of his seasons (versus a little more than one of everybody else's). I think the closest he got to a traditional season order for FX was one of the middle seasons…

Tuberculosis is a possibility (since this show is technically pre-Downton, and TB vaccine was France in 1921), but I'm not sure where in Baltimore Chair would have gotten it as a high(ish)-priced prostitute. Anything is possible, though.

True, but compared to other countries, that 100 woould still be low.

Aw, hell no.

The median American IQ is 100, remember. Half of Americans have double-digit IQ scores.

And let's not forget that little piece of Dutch heaven, Suriname.

At least. Just wait until he gets to the Middle East to India. All those -stan countries will make people's heads explode.

“Next year we might do a fall American Horror Story and a spring. We have to decide.

Um, this whole exercise is completely unnecessary, but congratulations to the kid.

Hamish is such filth and I love it. I think I'm going to stalk Brett Gelman.

Why do I get the feeling that a couple of scenes were cut between the time Bill jump-started Keith's car and his bitching to Virginia about rejecting Keith?

When the poor barista is forced into it by Andre 3000, it's a thing again.

Vahse, not Vayse.

There haven't been as many pro-caliber dancers at the same time, anyway, but Alex Wong (this week working Bollywood, the style that claimed his leg during his season) had to get out of his contract with Miami Ballet before getting on the show.

The "exclusive" clip for next week, doe …

Oh, that's right. I forgot about the ski mask.

The thing about Ani turning over all the evidence to the reporter: since it's the same dude Ray beat up back in episode one, I'm curious as to how Ray's role in the whole thing is going to be presented.