I’m not sure about paint, but I’m pretty sure you can get retro-reflective vinyl.

That’s dope. It looks like the blue a TV displays when there’s no source input (or earlier versions of Windows used to show when they crashed).

$4k for a 2014 Focus with 124k miles.

*Laughs in european market is “developing”.*

Bro, we have quite a few sub 10k€ options here, they are all viable, they are everywhere, and I don’t think France regulations are easier to deal with than americans. I couldn’t say for sure, I don’t know your new cars law, but considering the number of states that let you…

Bumper sticker on the Changli, “My other car is a Kwid”

So what I’m seeing here is that a Skoda costs...

I wish we could get the Dacia line over here. That would indeed be “Good News.”

“Daddy, the top came off...”

Drinking Game; take a shot every time David says or uses “holy grail” in an article or title.

The windshield has to be the right amount of wet. If I sense any amount of dry wiper on dry windshield friction, it drives me nuts. 

If you can’t or don’t want to touch the sink controls, just sanitize your mitts when you get back to your vehicle.

Total deaths are down. Death rates are up.

Speed-related fatalities would certainly drop, because 95% of those people had an underlying condition anyway.

Well, that didn’t take long.

In before someone complains that Jalopnik is advertising for this guy’s GoFundMe and bemoaning that the article is so high up on the front page.

If Torchinsky thinks that this is a crazy idea, it must be way out there. :)

Trying to move toward the John Deere stance (you may own the car but not the software).

Oh, Christ. The Outback-ization of everything continues. 

Pillarless cars are definitely called hardtops, but definitely not called convertibles.

Outlaw big cars & legislate in maximum vehicle weights for standard driver’s licenses.