Torque/L is a completely, painfully, undeniably meaningless figure

He said he doesn’t want a Miata

COTD

That’s only a 1JZ in your picture

I don’t know what the best one is, but I can tell you my Mazda has one of the worst Skyactiv. What in the hell is that supposed to mean? I shouldn’t need to refer to the Mazda Marketing handbook to get an explanation.

It’s funny how compatible a match Fiat and Chrysler were for each other.

So go buy a Camry and die of beige.

125k miles on a motor putting out a specific output of ~80hp per liter is not rare. It’s not about 500hp; it’s about how it’s produced. A 3.0 liter twin turbo putting out 500hp is going be a different reliability picture than a 7.0 liter corvette engine or in this case a 6.3 liter naturally aspirated AMG engine.

New ad: “I’m super gorgeous, a 10/10, but I also have herpes. Love, Giulia”

How much do you think this car costs?

It leans more towards the $80,000 bracket.

Cheryl, are you high right now? Because that’s not a real thing.

Here’s what I found on the web for gorilla masks.

So much gold in this:

He should have bought her an E 250 CDI and put S65 badges on it.

Not going to get into details, but I am doing just fine.

I’ve driven both, so maybe I can help out here. I would actually say the 2.0T is the smoother and better of the two engines, but the problem is people are dumb. They see a 2.0-liter four-cylinder and think it’s weak and underpowered and bad, and despite the fact that they are wrong, they still insisted upon a big V6.…

Even better version. Just the original slowed down to 33rpm instead of 45.

They should have left Dolly’s vocals in there. Would have been a heck of a contrast.

You joke but I’d bet there’s a legit line of code in there that prevents anyone from scoring higher than him. KJU also has no butthole.

In North Korea all arcade cabinets show that KJU has the highest score.

Familiar lines? Did Jon Ikeda borrow the 3G TL’s “Italianate” lines from Giugiaro?

Even more so than the Giulia, this car isn’t done justice in pictures. I’m downright haunted by the image of a red one I once saw, not even with these aggressive wheels. It’s perfect from every angle.