“Joke’s on you, suckers! We haven’t used standard DIN slots in almost a decade!” — almost every car manufacturer

“Joke’s on you, suckers! We haven’t used standard DIN slots in almost a decade!” — almost every car manufacturer

This is like finding the girl of your dreams, getting her into bed, and then finding out she has a dick. Sure.. There are surgeries than can address it. But you’ll always know what the original equipment was. Can you get past it? That’s the question.

I like that he coordinates the excessive stickers on his car with excessive stickers on his shirt.  

Is it safe to assume after being pushed off the tracks, it continued to slide into a nearby crowd of onlookers?

It’s a SN95 Mustang, he should of given up when he purchased it.

Americans are dumb + 84 month loans = Profit!

What makes them think their brand equity is high enough for that premium price?

Watching the Nintendo Switch presentation is like watching an ex girlfriend who has so much potential but is totally making the same fucking mistakes over and over and you just want to shake them and tell them to stop.

The new Jaguar XE is actually pretty damn nice, especially if you want something different.

LETS ROCK!!!

Counterpoint: I wish everyone would start offering matte paint at least as an option. It can, and often does, look amazing.

Nice Malibu.

All chaps are assless. but I get what you’re saying. Kia dealerships are tremendously bad. 

And Jennifer Lawrence looks too much like young Helen Mirren.

Would honestly love to take a look at that, if it wasn’t for the fact that practically all U.S. Kia dealerships are the worst hellholes to have a parking lot. My experiences rank it close to somewhere between walking around a prison in assless chaps and sawing off my own leg.

False. One can never have too much Maserati.

“Unusual” in a Hunchback of Notre Dame kinda way.

These things are gross. It seems like all the frugal Asians around here bought them because they were lot poison and discounted to be less than any comparable 5 series on the lot.

“You can cut corners.” The sentence every Ferrari owner likes to hear.