I posted this last time this sort of question was asked, it still bothers me.

Pumping fake engine noise into the cabin through the speakers.

In-car Wifi/4G.

Rolling Coal. Die brodozer scum

Coupes that ARE NOT coupes. I don’t care what you call it, as long as it isn’t coupe.

How about stance?

fake steering wheel?
as in, a steering not connected to anything?

The Chevy SS

WOW, I always found that the last GT lacked SYNC, a touch screen, steering wheel switches and TPMS!

...If we wanted these things we’d get an Escape.

The problem with the FR-S/BRZ isn’t that it’s not a supercar for Kia money. Any unrealistic enthusiast or journalist who complains that it doesn’t have Porsche performance for Scion money isn’t a serious voice, they can be ignored.

you mean “BOOOOOM you’re in the next lane”

I only drove that 2.3 once, in the ‘speed3. The acceleration is so brutal once it kicks on you have no choice but to giggle like a fat kid getting a free scoop of double chocolate cookie batter ice cream at the carnival.*

Don’t hook your thumbs over the wheel when it shifts from first to second

They all have 16 valves. The 6 cylinder one has 16 valves (and also 8 more valves).

Lastpass

Eye tipped this post on mis iPhone and it turded oot jus fin.

With flat-plane crank so it does not sound ‘American.’ True story, look it up

RUF RGT-8 <3