I posted this last time this sort of question was asked, it still bothers me.

Pumping fake engine noise into the cabin through the speakers.

In-car Wifi/4G.

Rolling Coal. Die brodozer scum

Coupes that ARE NOT coupes. I don’t care what you call it, as long as it isn’t coupe.

How about stance?

fake steering wheel?
as in, a steering not connected to anything?

The Chevy SS

WOW, I always found that the last GT lacked SYNC, a touch screen, steering wheel switches and TPMS!

...If we wanted these things we’d get an Escape.

The problem with the FR-S/BRZ isn’t that it’s not a supercar for Kia money. Any unrealistic enthusiast or journalist who complains that it doesn’t have Porsche performance for Scion money isn’t a serious voice, they can be ignored.

you mean “BOOOOOM you’re in the next lane”

I only drove that 2.3 once, in the ‘speed3. The acceleration is so brutal once it kicks on you have no choice but to giggle like a fat kid getting a free scoop of double chocolate cookie batter ice cream at the carnival.*

Don’t hook your thumbs over the wheel when it shifts from first to second

They all have 16 valves. The 6 cylinder one has 16 valves (and also 8 more valves).

Lastpass

With flat-plane crank so it does not sound ‘American.’ True story, look it up

RUF RGT-8 <3

This is kind of a cheat since it’s based on an old SLK platform, but the SRT6 Crossfire should absolutely make this list... 330 hp, RWD, manual trans, and most people don’t even remember it was ever a thing.