This horrible thing on the first-gen Boxster. It’s an ugly, dull plank that sprouts out of an already awkward rear end, and it’s positioning, while functional, makes it look that much weirder. They more than made up for it on the current Boxster though; that car’s spoiler makes me feel tingly, and the pop-up looks far…

By far, the BMW GT-wagon-thing’s ridiculous pop-up spoiler. Pointless.

You could if you chromed it first! Just like Harley-Davidson does with every bike they sell!

You can polish a turd, but it’s still a turd.

I am figuratively in shock by that

I am figuratively in shock by that.

The seats in my baja bug feels like they’re mounted on old broomsticks which are nailed into the floor by a drunk guy.

and if somehow you can't keep up in the corner, you are sure as hell going to catchup and pass anything out of bmw once the road straightens! Peoples misconception that C63's can't handle is such a lie.

I've got a C63 and they handle incredibly well in the corners.

Have you driven one? They handle just fine.

If you can't turn this car, then your tires are producing in inadequate amount of smoke.

V10 Audi (historically unreliable)

Lambo sourced engine in an Audi with a Salvage title....

So you’re telling me it’s a great project car, and I should buy it.

Salvage title? Audi? V10? Not under a warranty? Not only is this a CP but it is one with sprinkles and a first class ticket to Painville.

"Pedigree:" $29,000

To me:

What is this “stock evo” you speak of?

Zondas