And here you have it, folks. A $52,480 Jeep Wrangler. :O

Porgs==merch==$$$s

If you need an app to remind you not to put your children at risk, you shouldn’t be allowed to have children.

I “spilled” a package of hotdogs in the trunk once—in a ‘73 Mazda 808 (not that it matters).

Those retractable auxiliary wheels don’t count.

The internal combustion engine NEEDS TO DIE.

That high-five GIF says it all.

But will it drift?

3 cranks, because radial design is waaaayyyyy too simple.

Wasn’t “Iron Duke” an unofficial nickname?

Zat auto needs zee umpimping, yo...

“Treads” = the pattern in the rubber that provides grip

By “friend” you mean “snarky twit”, right? ;)

Why did your husband have to install the wires? Working on cars is a “blue” job?

Ya, because it’s been ruined with paint.

How front-biased-feeling is the Haldex AWD?

D’oh... I just looked at the pic and I swore I saw RJ45... my bad.

And when you connect to wifi? Fail.

• The police are British

Devs: “Hey Carlos! Look what we built! A super-fast 500bhp NISSAN!”