Do you say 74” so it makes you sound taller than 6’2”?

Jalopnik-special (i.e., no options) C400 4MATIC.

Used doesn’t count, otherwise I’d trump your S600 with a eBay-special Bentley of some kind.

Old folks buy Lincolns, and old folks think FWD is “safer”, so they continue to cater to their (dwindling) core demo.

I would waaaaaaaaay rather have a Defender.

15-large would be NP if it was near-mint and unmolested.

The S gets 180 MPG?

Buy this lil’ POS...

Gold calipers = CF brakes!

You want it, you buy it, then you realize it won’t fit into any of the tight spaces where you actually need a wrench.

abcdefG... H... so the next logical company in the group is Hooli?

No front brakes and no helmet. Smart.

Put $5,300 back in your pocket.

What’s this little mess here?

Tentacle Party... YAY!!!

I’m betting the quoted 5.8 results from a clutch-dump at a gazillion RPM with drag-strip surface conditions. I’d be surprised to see the average driver break 7.0 consistently.

Fixed

You forgot to add “and get off my lawn!”