For those who “hate RWD”.

Dude? The word you’re looking, when the context is Lambo owners, is always “bro”.

“Stragety.” - Bugs Bunny

Would you buy one over its natural rival, the Audi S4?

How about just banning people from sitting in the middle of what’s obviously a dangerous corner?

Give me a high-performance RWD version that's under $50k, and you have a deal, Mr. Musk.

It’s definite CP, but at least it matches my new sweater.

Can someone please PS the driver back in?

Turning an S2000 into an Element most certainly does not make me happy.

Sorry, pal. The Lord ain’t gonna help you get over 6-large for this. CP (or KP... Keep Praying)

It is actually 6, because R is to the left of 1, or to the right of 6.

Only refer to familiar customers by their first name, and refer to unfamiliar ones by “Sir/Madam” or “Mr.X/Ms.X”.

Agreed. The only acceptable cases for the use of neon colours are Gallardos, Aventadors, and 911 GT3s.

R34s are amazing and awesome, but you should know before you buy that all GT-Rs act as simultaneous Chick Repellant(tm) and Dude Magnet(tm).

In this price range, it’s 997 Turbo or GTFO.

“Local” to whom? The Internet?

Some of us transfer files within the LAN. Actually... a lot of us do.

You join the “quarter mile club” if you finish in 11.6 seconds or less in your P85D.

These are especially good with a Ford 302 stuffed in here.