Except it WAS missing a key ingredient—i.e., a turbo.

Volvo? Nope. Close though.

4C: “Panel gaps you could fuck.”

Uh, ya... That is the joke here. Nice catch, Capt. Obvious.

Damn it... Ran out of blue paint!

Amidoinitrite?

“murky deaths”?

More than fine... My C63 handles way more predictably than any other car I've owned before, and has more than enough chops in the twisties to take on anything with a blue and white propeller on it.

Buick = “luxury”?

Pedigree is only worth $25,000. You're forgetting about the $4,000 stripes.

Agreed. This “Boxter” with “Factory Sport Package” ground-effects n’ shit (No... not aftermarket... no way, bro!) is I-wouldn’t-drive-it-with-your-limbs CP!

Agreed.

V4? Orly?

The bottom pic is still a concept Z.

Compare the CTS-V to the E63, not the C63.

Get a sensible, practical, luxurious, 4-door family sedan...

Nice rattle-can matte job there, guy. CP!

Any old Jag...

Emasculation by Mazda, two ways! Nice!