They can take it down a shade when he wins and up a shade when he loses. 

“John James is the son of slaves.”

coach Bobby Petrino noted his efforts to “develop a culture of accountability that everyone in our program must live up to.”

I didn’t see that the joke until it was too late, and then splat.

Just five days—and two of those days were weekend days—after her appointment as interim president and CEO of USA Gymnastics was announce...

Exactly, he ain’t come there to play school! 

Typical Republican hypocrisy. I mean, don't criticize someone's pronunciation of Pakistan if you can't even spell Karen. 

Does anyone really need two phones?

I can see an argument on the second one, but on the first he’s sliding directly towards the bag and Arcia is on the base path. There’s nothing wrong with that play.

It should always be Jerry...unless it's Dan Snyder.

I would flip if any team took the time to re-enact the *entire* thing.

What I love about Marshawn Lynch’s No Answers© is that he’s not much of a shit-talker off the field (as far as I could tell). So when reporters ask him questions and he gives them nothing, it’s right in line with his personality. Ramsey is a known shit-talker but all of the sudden, after getting his ass handed to him,…

Maybe he pulled back that hoodie and she got a good look at his face.

There’s no way Tom Brady was going to let go of that ball just because Breeland grabbed his legs. You have to yell “Droppit!” and pull it out of his mouth. It’s so annoying because he knows you can’t throw it for him again unless he lets go of it.

STOP NO GO AWAY ARRRRRRRGH

When you're a senator they let you do it.

Why would I take CHEETOS and TOSTITOS and goddamn AQUAFINA off the shelf, they ain’t Pepsi! I’m protesting PEPSI don’t you understand?

The pizza place I work at, the bare minimum expected after training is to be able to make a large cheese pie in less than a minute.  A pepperoni pizza in 48 seconds isn’t all that impressive.

The glue was a cover so that he could molt without being discovered.