How to go to a redneck BBQ (which is called a bbq, not a cookout).

I was the only white person at a black BBQ once and it was awesome. I learned about cognac, smoked an insane amount of blunts, and had the best ribs I’ve ever eaten in my goddamn life. Also took part in a discussion about why Kool Keith doesn’t get nearly enough respect in the MC world. It was a good time. Stop being…

So much this... former EMS provider in a rural area, so you get to know everybody because grandma’s have heart problems. So you get invited to these on a regular basis, and when they happen while you’re at work, it’s good to go, and have a decent relationship with everyone. Stop in, eat a plate, make another to go,…

This reminds me of advice I got from a black friend before going to Caribana, she said:

Stallone can act. There is this, Rocky and Cop Land as evidence just off the top of my head.

I think if you work in the big city (and therefore spend half your waking weekday hours there), you get to consider yourself a part of the greater metro community. But if the nearest big city is a day trip and you don’t go there on the regular, you live in the sticks and need to stop pretending you’re an urban…

I could not get past the car chase in the north end. You’d go 12 feet, hit a double parked car, aaaaand scene.

I’d do the Gronk too. (I’m pretty sleazy though so YMMV)

Speaking as someone who is pantsless for Gronkowski in less than 2 seconds .... No.

gronk.

Don’t forget Julian!

No, trust me, anyone who thinks that Donald Trump would be a good president is not merely callous—he is just plain stupid.

If only he were a blonde, then I could use ALL THE STEREOTYPES at once!

JIMMY GARAPPOLO IS HOTTER

Oh, he’s pretty enough for what I have in mind.

“Trump rally tonight! Who’s in??”

THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU GUYS ALL ALONG

Tom Brady: you can dress him up but you can’t take him anywhere unless he promises not to talk, ever. Just stand there and look pretty, honey.

In fairness, the NFL has WAY too many breaks and tv timeouts, it really kills the game. People whine about baseball being long, but I think football is longer.

Well, back then I was a perky 34c. At this point I should be grateful that our bras have more engineering.