Fucking goodie bags. I GAVE YOUR KID PIZZA AND ICE CREAM AND MULTIPLE HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT ON MY DIME. YOU GOT MY KID A USELESS PIECE OF PLASTIC. YOU ALREADY MADE OUT LIKE A FUCKING BANDIT.

Yes! I used it on the little baby scratches the kids gave themselves because I was such a wus about clipping their nails!

Right. The fat in breast milk will separate when refrigerated just like in unhomogenized cows' milk. You just shake or swirl it back together before using.

Actually, at that time—until the mid-80s and Cher, really—all the celebs just bought dresses off the rack and did their own makeup for the Oscars. (ETA: Occasionally, a costume designer they worked with would make something up for them—like in the Edith Head studio days.) Many of them talk about it—Meryl Streep, Jodie…

"I'll smoke pot every now and then. I cannot see a movie on pot. The number of movies I've seen thinking, This is probably the best I have ever seen, and then I'll see it again sober and think, What was I thinking?"

I'm just annoyed at how many people, especially grown women, don't know the difference between a vulva and a vagina. Even if she was wearing nothing below the waist you wouldn't be able to see her vagina in that pose!

Woman poses, picture is chosen for cover, woman is scrutinized instead of the publication.

Yeah but the damage was probably done in the 90s before anyone really gave a fuck about sun protection and everybody smoked.

Considering that most of her prime swimsuit model days were in the 80s before people really cared about sun damage and everyone wanted to be bronze, I give her a pass on that too.

The "worst" (relatively speaking) part of that photo is the preventable sun damage. You'd think a super model would take better care in that regard. However, she still looks smoking and her face is GORGEOUS.

I too suffer from blonde eyelash syndrome. I also have very fair, skin which ensures that the morning bags under my eyes are purple if I don't put on concealer. Add in ponytail and throw a knit cap over the whole thing so you can't see my hair, and people look generally concerned about whether I can make it to my…

I hope Mark *does* get put on Fifty Shades detail, because he will inevitably take Alan with him to see it, which means we'll be treated to Alan bon mots sprinkled throughout Mark's review. The Mark / Alan interplay never fails to be both endearing and entertaining, even if I'm not sure how poor Alan copes with Mark's…

I'm going to see it tonight! I might write a little review for Groupthink :)

It's not actually clear that he was cat calling her, the real story is unknown. Carolyn Bryant said at trial that he asked her for a date but I think we can all agree that her report is suspect. Some said that he wolf whistled at her, another lynchable crime in the 1950s (1800s, 1910s, 1920s,1930s,1940s,1960s)…

Also, it can be an excellent time to mentally make a grocery list.

Is it okay if, instead of fantasizing about others during sex, I'm instead partly detached from the act to monitor for anything slightly amusing that I might be able to turn into a piece of wry observational humor later on social media?

I know someone who used one and was very happy with it. Her doula was the functional equivalent of a wedding planner wielding the checklist/clipboard; my friend and her husband met with her before the birth and went over their preferences for several different contingencies. The birth ended up being totally normal and…

I'm a 20% tipper. You'd have to stab me in the face to get that knocked down.

I JUST FAACKED WELKAH!

I believe in the fact that PSI had nothing to do with the outcome of that game. Colts were getting beat either way. Were things a bit dodgy? Probably. Is pissing and moaning about it until you are blue in the face going to change the end result? Not a damn bit.