eggsactly
Gallus Advocatus, Esq.
eggsactly

I’m going to take stab in the dark and assume Mr. Chef doesn’t live in a modest house in the suburbs, where his children attend a public school.

Seems he’ll be going to prison precisely because he has a hard time letting teenagers go.

Jaskier is the absolute worst.   I barely made it through the first two seasons, mainly because of him. 

I dunno, I guess you can feel bad about your cheeks, but I think the joke is on the people who paid for this procedure. Cool, you look ill. Get well soon.

Horizon is still being called an RPG..? Surprised Midnight Suns and Dying Light 2 aren’t on the list. Or Grounded

I bounced off of FFTA, and I don’t think it was just because of the kiddy aesthetic. It’s also just mechanically different in a lot of ways that some folks don’t enjoy. Also after going back to it a few weeks ago, I’m not a fan of the interface.

I spent my Saturday night making homemade nachos and catching up on White Lotus Season 2

And the complaint about the fat suit...yeah, the filmmakers should’ve just found someone who’s actually 600 pounds but has the stamina, mobility, and overall wellbeing to star in a feature film, and also has acting ability akin to Brendan Fraser. What could go wrong.

Did no one think, “Maybe a movie about a fat guy made by non-fat people needs to do a little bit more than describe fatness as prescription for misery?

It’s not like Fraiser was a skinny guy when he made it, he was husky to say the least. The movie did not need to hire a 600 pound person for the movie. 

“or 911"

Don’t forget that:

Des it support mods? I don't think I could play without Dwarf Therapist.

Sure there’s a teenage girl in the process of being abducted who needs immediate assistance, but there’s also this building on fire. Of course, that isn’t our job because we aren’t the fire department... Well, I guess that girl’s just gonna have to be raped. We have property to defend.” And then they jumped straight

Yeah, how dare Dunkey have a sense of humor? Who does he think he is?

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Your story on this site is ever evolving. It's interesting how ever single problem that afflicts a single person in the nation is a problem you personally have. It's almost as if you're not actually who you say you are. 

When I saw “Meg the Stallion,” my first thought was that this was written by an old white grandparent.

The rap star is also currently under fire for lyrics that seem to involve Meg The Stallion”

What do you think the overlap in the Venn diagram is between video game players that talk about how difficult games shouldn’t have easy modes (and probably use cheese strata to get through said difficult games) and players complaining about skill based matchmaking that reveals they aren’t as good as they think.