eggsactly
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eggsactly

Sure there’s a teenage girl in the process of being abducted who needs immediate assistance, but there’s also this building on fire. Of course, that isn’t our job because we aren’t the fire department... Well, I guess that girl’s just gonna have to be raped. We have property to defend.” And then they jumped straight

GmbH claimed they had issued 38 copies of their 3D virtual reality software

Yeah, how dare Dunkey have a sense of humor? Who does he think he is?

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Your story on this site is ever evolving. It's interesting how ever single problem that afflicts a single person in the nation is a problem you personally have. It's almost as if you're not actually who you say you are. 

When I saw “Meg the Stallion,” my first thought was that this was written by an old white grandparent.

The rap star is also currently under fire for lyrics that seem to involve Meg The Stallion”

What do you think the overlap in the Venn diagram is between video game players that talk about how difficult games shouldn’t have easy modes (and probably use cheese strata to get through said difficult games) and players complaining about skill based matchmaking that reveals they aren’t as good as they think.

In a grand jury, the defense doesn’t present anything. It is the prosecutor who decides what to present. They can decide to present exculpatory evidence if they want, as prosecutors often do when putting police shootings before grand juries and other cases where they want to be seen doing something but don’t actually

There’s a part of the game where you climb a ladder and slide down the Trump wall with ease, “de-escalate” by aiming assault rifles at Texans living in mobile homes, and then get arrested by police officers because you’re Mexican, only for the police officers to be immediately killed by middle eastern terrorists in

billie is an adult and can make her own decisions. the outrage over a 20 year old woman dating a 30 year old man feels more misogynist and patriarchal than the actual act itself tbh. 

Unfortunately, facts do matter on Twitter, and many were quick to point out both major problems with Erickson’s remark.

Because it tries to destigmatize sex work in terms of the client so we have stuff like this BS article that is supposedly about pro Sex work but is all about shaming him. Real Sex Work has a Sex Worker and a client and in a lot of supposedly Pro Sex Work places, there really aren’t. They just switched from shaming the

What’s the problem with this stunt, exactly? The author seems to want all the trappings of enlightenment and sex-positivity while going out of her way to call out this guy as disgusting, even going as far as to reporting on grammatical errors on his campaign page? But also a sex tape is absolutely okay in another

Your last paragraph is kind of a mess. Do you want to shame people for doing sex work or no?

If you read further in the blog (or I will so that you don’t have to), you’ll see that there’s some funky math going on here. “You might at first divide 56,697, the number of September’s MAU by 30 and come back with the number 1,866,” wrote Decentraland, acknowledging that is far from the 8,000 that they claim. “A

smooth move laxalts

I don’t have a “hate-boner” for Chris Pratt, his shitty politics notwithstanding. I just wish they ignored that temptation to cast big name stars, and left it to proper voice actors who let the characters stand out more than their star power, pardon the pun.

YouTube did seemingly make a final determination on the video’s age-restricted status last night on October 30.”

this article comes from the future

The only reason why I click on this post is to see if someone has transcribed the list onto the comments yet.