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A stray dog bit my sister once and we blamed my sister and kept the dog. (We also kept my sister.)

As you said, you’re no lawyer. You know who is? Steve Descanso, the attorney who determined there was no legal merit for the stop, dropped all charges and ordered an internal investigation.

Did you read the article?
Reverse engineered code is not piracy. Also, to be able to play GTA with this code you still need the original game.
Reporting on developers making unlawful DMCA claims is certainly important, which is what this is really about.

Tree shrimp” is pretty catchy, no? "Shrimp of the Tree". 

As Kcaz64 says below, Valve’s paid stats are supposed to be better than Valve's free stats, but still not as comprehensive as the free third-party stats.

Blizzard owns the brand name for Diablo in the same way Apple owns the brand name for Apple — only for that specific use case. This use of Diablo is for a character name in a completely unrelated medium and genre, not the cartoon’s brand name, which is Housebroken, and that makes Blizzard’s ownership of Diablo

Somewhere in Tokyo, Japan, a Konami executive nervously tugs on his oversized collar.

You know that by adding the Kotaku Fish, you're technically saying that the Silt Striders are sexy?

Hi Jason! A chilean guy here! The video it’s hilarious, but I feel I should warn you the twitter account you linked is a far-right, trump-stan alike. On the future, please try to avoid giving visibility to account names with ‘patriota’ on them.

Everyone knows that it’s technically more difficult to animate non-white non-cis women character models. Programmers have just recently cracked the code for animating female models. Just wait 5-10 more years, the technology just isn’t there yet!

Clearly you’ve never been lucky enough to stay in a Trump Hotel.

It actually looks like cheap dollar store halloween crap, that’s how tacky that is. I don’t think it’s generational as much as it is having taste.

Maybe it’s the picture.  It looks like fake gold paint.

Wish me luck

Cool video but that guy is 100% the worst

It’s illegal in Turkey to say “Armenian genocide.” If you print that in the media, or speak about it publicly you can be sent to jail. The Turkish education system teaches that the “alleged events of 1915" is all a scheme by the west to blame Turkey (although it was the former Ottoman empire and not the current

No, I see a Furby.

“How am I supposed to keep my audience if I don’t have breasts and can’t say racial slurs?”

Nothing rejuvenates me like the tears of entitled male streamers who believe that they’d just be on easy street if their wacky streaming antics or supreme gaming talent didn’t have to compete with the modern innovation of... (checks notes) PG-13 grade sexual titillation