eggsactly
Gallus Advocatus, Esq.
eggsactly

i’m with you, i saw this videos and i cannot find what is so impressive about the play, the game action looks like shit, and the commentaries is just noise.

OWL seems to have a very high barrier to (enjoyable) entry unless you’re an OW player yourself.

Is this article supposed to be a joke about Stodden because she fits conventional gender norms and so can only be interested in “doing gender” as some kind of means of attention-grabbing? 

Hey have you thought about relaxing and not being weird about video games online?

It’s wild how many units the PS5 has sold when, as far as I can tell from personal experience, the PS5 doesn’t actually exist and is a government psyop intended to measure how people handle the disappointment of being fucked with by online retailers. 

Prosecutors also told the court that there was gunshot residue on Toledo’s right hand, which, in light of the body cam footage released, is also in question.”

Whether or not a person who was executed by police was armed or not is kind of an important detail. A prosecutor—an officer of the court—should know that. Misleading the court on that sort of basic detail is inexcusable and someone needs to be held accountable (spoiler: no one will be held accountable). If someone

I have a very specific memory of restarting this game a few different times as a kid and there being a point in every single character’s story where I just had no clue how to proceed. I don’t think I could even figure out how to get Lute’s story started.

It’s a hard game, extremely non-linear with really dense mechanics that are not really explained at all. It is tough, arguably not as tough as Romancing Saga 2&3, but still tough as nails all the same. It’s not you.

Big caveat here is that a blog like this is going to look weirdly out of date in 5 years when we’re all playing games on streaming services and dont own a damn thing anymore 🙃

As always, the most important thing is that you clicked on this story, scrolled to the end, clicked Reply, and let everyone know. I was kinda worried I’d go to bed tonight without knowing your disdain, but I know I will sleep soundly. Thank you, god bless.

I think this might be what tips the scale in favor of me leaving Jezebel. There is sometimes a level of tone deafness here that is staggering and youth is no excuse.

That photo ruined my morning.  

Gee, thanks for showing a few being tortured! You’re the best!

Seriously. That photo is DISGUSTING.  Please change it. 

Right? Especially when you could include a photo of Darius, himself.

Why did she bite rabbits?

You couldn’t find a better picture than one of a lab in which they’re preparing to test things in rabbit’s eyes?  Because that’s what that is. 

oh man that’s a very good joke.  in fact, i saw anal more readily than i saw m