It’s been a long time since I played (and thoroughly enjoyed) Guacamelee! but something about the art style here seems far, far more generic. That crab-demon-boss thing was cute, but I was hoping for a way fresher, more engaging art style, especially for this sort of a game. Ah well.

You either die a Metroidvania developer, or you live long enough to become an action-RPG-with-random-dungeons developer.

Sure, if you want your children to fall asleep because Teferi decided to demonstrate what Blue Mana is all about (namely, doing nothing, powerfully).

Did you ever think that maybe only good boys get two long boys?

I remembered this immediately after hitting “publish” lol

Mate, there’s a difference between you making a couple thousand or more in bonus pay vs a CEO making 200M in bonus, which could effectively pay off the salary of every single laid-off employee while he’d STILL have millions left over afterwards.

Nope! The new Xbox consoles are also similarly difficult to find, but interest in the PS5 blows Xbox Series consoles out of the water. For instance—and this was just one data point of many that sparked the idea for this article—one of my Kotaku colleagues spotted a forum post asking people to emoji-react about…

Good for him. More companies should reward fans for fixing their games!

If he did that in a public space, imagine what he was like in a non-public one.  His teammates knew exactly the type of person he was, hell he probably even joked about doing this in advance and was probably egged on by his teammates.  

Oh, this is theoretical. Just going by the title, I thought Buzz Aldrin masturbated in a used Tang pouch and tossed it out the hatch back in 1969.

Old release date: Never

I’m glad you mentioned fortnite. For added perspective, Roblox is valued at triple what Epic is valued at. On top of Fortnite, Epic has it’s own store front, and the Unreal Engine, perhaps the most ubiquitous tool for the entire industry.

Yeahhhhh, fucking Kinja, at it again. The links just never work now, and they fuck up the formatting of your text, too! It started back in mid-February. This is not the kind of bug that goes unnoticed. I suppose it’s only a matter of time until embeds completely stop working. And then commenting will stop working…

Your assessment is too conservative actually. An rtx 2080 ti which is like 10 tflops is around $1000 by itself. Mining ruined PC gaming.

Nailed it. I’ve been gaming on pc since the early 90s and built my first gaming rig in 2000, but prices nowadays are so ridiculous that I’m sticking with console gaming for the time being, now that my 2012 gaming laptop is too weak to play anything but indies and older games (I still do enjoy older games on it…

Yeah, a more reasonable way to say it is: if somebody already has a gaming PC, then there isn’t much reason for them to buy an Xbox. I think that makes sense!

Now is one of the worst times in modern history to build a gaming PC due to scalping, mining, tariffs, and the overall high MSRPs of AIB graphics cards. You will end up paying double the price to match the performance of the XSX. Budget builds are dead right now, which is where the XSX fits in perfectly.

yo,

They are prosperity Christians. They believe that they are entitled to rule the world.

The most fascinating thing about them is that they’re objectively bad at what they do, but the masses lap it up.