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I’ve tried getting into AC a few times over the years (I remember really liking the pirate one a lot while watching a friend play it?), but every single time I bounce off of the headache of trying to figure out which version to purchase. I tend to purchase games impulsively, and if it takes me more than one or two

My YouTube recommendations have gone to hell since falling down the rabbit hole. I really wish there was a way to toggle a setting where you’re like “Okay, continue to show me videos that you already have correctly guessed I’ll watch, but please don’t FURTHER learn from those that I’m about to, cuz I’m about to binge

Lawschool tests (in my experience) were almost entirely open book... because our Professors were testing our ability to understand and apply concepts, not regurgitate them. There might have been a dash of “ExamSoft in those days didn’t yet have the ability to police your bodily functions, just your screen” too, but I

Doobie’s letter is excellent legal writing: concise, clearly stating the issue and their client’s position, making a clear demand, and avoiding any veiled hostility that might derail attempts to negotiate a resolution.

Murray’s response is a garbled mess of incoherent “jokes” which don’t really land. They’re so busy

DA2 mechanically and aesthetically is bad and you should feel bad for liking it. :)

Here’s Rep. Jim Jordan at a lil’ Trump campaign office opening. How many masks do you spot?

This might be enough to make me re-install the game...  Most of the games didn’t punish my poor connection too badly, but over probably a dozen different tail games, I think I managed to succesfully grab like... three or four? While having untold dozens of grabs where the person would briefly slow when I grabbed them

I checked my parents’ mail today, and saw red when I found an NRA letter to them with “NOTICE OF GUN CONFISCATION” printed on the front alongside some random code citations. My (elderly, conservative) dad is a hunting guide and a conspiracy theorist, having his guns confiscated by the government is something he

Literally just change the white woman’s eyebrows, and this would clearlyl be a conservative cartoon poking fun at BLM and mask-wearers. I’m not surprised that Karens got offended by being called out, but also not surprised that it sounds like other readers got offended by the opposite interpretation, this panel seems

Passive voice gets a bad rap, but there is a time and a place for it in corporate writing. Usually it’s the same folks banging outdated drums like redlining “themself”, the oxford comma, or one space after periods that make a big deal about it. Leave me alone, MS Word, I wrote it passively because I meant it passively

This would be a pretty tough article to get through if pronouns were flipped. I get that the power dynamic is different when we’re talking about younger men that want to be in a casual sexual relationship with an older succesful woman versus younger women being in that sort of a relationship with an older succesful man

Lol “The Last of Us has a baby” is not a spoiler, get over yourselves. 

As a chicken fancier, the Murray McMurray catalog had this same vibe going for a long time through the 90's. Like, it wasn’t that the technology to print pictures of chickens didn’t exist, but the catalog still included lovingly hand-drawn portraits of cool birds that were so fun to look through. These days the

The gameplay for this wasn’t super engaging, but the big hype for it was always supposed to be the fact that they brought R.A. Salvador in to write some sort of elaborate and unique setting for it from the ground up. Which was okay at first, leaning on the idea of fey and history/legend retelling itself through

Definitely not Matt’s robot handwriting but... like I doubt the artist would have crammed the words that close to one another if it wasn’t just a stencil of a sample Matt brought in? Maybe something his ex wrote to him in an angry breakup letter?

...Biden’s digital footprint still significantly dwarfs Trump’s...

This might get me in trouble, but I need to say this: I like XCOM but I find its combat too hard and annoying to really enjoy. I know some folks just read that and have already scrolled down to the comments to yell at me. I don’t hate XCOM, but I never finish the games, and I often feel annoyed by how much the game

But Sanders was the favorite among voters 45 and younger of every race, and he was particularly popular among Latinx voters across the board. 

You should add to the list, “embrace mods, there’s no Steam achievements yet to jeopardize, and NexusMods is full of easy-to-install quality of life improvements (like enabling the auto-blocking from earlier entries in the series) and patches to enable content that the vanilla game is currently missing (like several

The second half of the paragraph following the clip is borderline incomprehensible, and this article in general is like 99% run-on sentences. Edit, please.