It ends on such a cliffhanger! “Oh, that’s not good, she’s gonna electrocute-!”

That part with the shark.... if I wasn’t dancing already, that would have done the trick! Yikes!

DOTA and LoL will takes days to learn the basics of, weeks before you feel competent, months before you’re anything approaching good. Heroes can be learned and enjoyed in the space of a few hours, while still having a decent amount of depth to customize and improve over time. It is less complex than its peers, and…

“That couch is pretty comfy, you should stay there.”

The slow falling of that douche’s crest as he slowly realizes the shade of it all... priceless.

You think you’ve got a good groove going, everything’s breezy, and then that weird jazzy scat part kicks in, you get all sweaty, shit goes wrong pew Pew PEWWWWWWWwwwwwww what the fuck just happened how did I just lose!?!?!?

Almost everyone I’ve played with has been very nice and sportsmanlike. I think a bigger problem is people chasing the ball and screwing up your shots, not people actively trying to be dicks.

Driving on walls is starting to get to me. I get fudging momentum so its easy to ramp up walls and launch off the ceiling, cool... but I just can’t ever remember that I’m essentially stuck to the walls, even if I do a full stop or go in reverse, and I end up stuck up there the whole match. Goal nook is even worse,…

If you have ever played Guild Wars 2, you will find yourself continually frustrated by the fact that they are essentially the same game, but that Guild Wars is better in every conceivable metric. Guild Wars is prettier, better voice acted, has better writing, better gameplay, less frustrating time sinks... etc etc…

Number 4, lol. I never understand why no one focuses on me as Brightwing!

edit: bah, mixed up “popular new releases” with top sellers, nevermind.

Can we agree right off the bat that everyone that leaves “feature callout” in the orange box is disqualified? >_<

I think it safe to say that Tingle’s comments taught neither myself nor anyone else anything about how to write erotic prose.

Is that legal? In Nevada, absolutely. UNLV associate law professor Sara Gordon said that in Nevada criminal cases anyone involved in a criminal case can apply for an order asking that exhibits be released or destroyed. If they are acquitted (and Floyd was) they can apply immediately afterward. “In considering the…

All of the philosophy professors I knew were either married to former students or DTF cute gunners. Some things never change.

My ex tipped me off about this a couple weeks ago after working with her, but Hillz’ search radius was set so low you basically had to be in her neighborhood to stand a chance of popping up on her radar. Guess I should have parked around the block and creeped!

So if you someone could please sum up in a single sentence: why is this a problem exactly?

I know opinions are opinions, but I just do not understand how you guys even got through the first episode. The acting is SO flat, SO groaningly cliche, everyone looks like community theater actors in ill-fitting costumes... its just bad, really really bad. Maybe it gets better?

Battlefield Heroes is the only shooter I ever really got competitively good with, sad news. And its peppy whistle theme song is beyond catchy, I’ll be humming it for the rest of my life no doubt.

It “works,” but is plagued by 15+ minute startup loading screens, game crashing lag when browsing your collection, and an inability to display card names. At least, it did Oct-Dec of last year when I was still struggling with it, maybe they eventually after several months fixed it? Doubt it though.

As to point 1, that’s a good reason why many apps aren’t released on the Amazon marketplace even when they’re available on Google Play... but Hearthstone is offered on Amazon, and yet bizarrely works poorly on pretty much all Kindle iterations if the reviews are any indications. What device were they testing for an…