"Have you met my golden retriever? His name is Mayonnaise!"

I felt the same way. I feel like that about movies as well. Where are the "meet cute" movies featuring black people? "Sounder" was one of the most depressing books ever.

I agree. On the hierarchy of horrible shit, jerk in off in a porno theater is pretty low.

*NOW* UVA & Phi Kappa Psi *promise* "their full cooperation?! Only after the glare of the media spotlight has finally shined down on the (alleged) rapists and rape-apologists—and the heinousness of what may have happened? Seriously—and I say this with the utmost venom—SHAME ON YOU ALL. I am actually goosebumped with…

White people reminding black people that despite all they achievement the first thing they can say about said person is something about their skin color.

It's not enough for a black female writer to win an award— the white guy who is presenting it to her has to be sure to undermine it.

One of my favorite poets abused all his wives and sexually harassed a bunch of his students. I think we owe it to history and the victims to know the biography, but that shouldn't stop you from accessing the art. I'm not a "death of the author" person so I don't think you can disentangle personal context entirely, but…

There's a difference between masturbating in a porn theatre (Pee Wee Herman) and raping people (Cosby). Which is part of the problem with the sex offender status; it covers everything from underage kids who had sex with each other to rapists.

I wouldn't say I feel certain necessarily, but I firmly believe it. I guess it's a combination of things. His strange interviews, how weird Neverland Ranch was, etc. I mean, I'm not a court of law - "beyond a reasonable doubt" isn't the standard by which I form my own personal conclusions about a person. It's just…

Right! I was looking at this trying to figure out how this was a new trend. Folks were doing this in 90's. The body crystals, body, glitter and hair glitter and urban decay/glitter eye shadow were a really popular combo for teenage to early 20 ladies in the 90's. New my ass. I guess it's part of the 90's fashion…

Uh, no? I was just saying it sucks to be falsely accused of being a rapist. Fucks wrong with you?

1. Fire everyone. 2. Statute of limitations should be cancelled for sex crimes.

Never gone shopping on Black Friday and never will. I worked retail one year.

Every source I can find claims that flautas and taquitos are interchangeable terms for the same thing. I was curious about this before I wrote the post, so I had checked.

I like this guy! Just to add to the points he was making- this also has obvious financial effects as well. Women are expected to wear different and reasonably on trend clothing, shoes and makeup. Men can get by with about three suits, a couple pairs of shoes, a dozen shirts and ties for years!

You had rings? Wow. Well, I mean, that's your choice, but it's incredibly wasteful to get any kind of ring when like, children are starving in Africa and getting their tiny, emaciated hands chopped off to make your blood diamonds, but I mean, no judgments.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know the QUEEN OF FUCKING ENGLAND posts on Jezebel. Enjoy your customary wedding lentils, your highness.

I still remember when Generation X was supposed to destroy America.

"(a)nything more than that is unacceptable." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. K.

Well if someone was rude to my cat it would be a mark against them, because my cat is amazing and loves everyone! HOW COULD YOU BE RUDE TO HIM!