Considering that South Park thinks of comedy as featuring whatever buzzword/name is currently capturing the public consciousness and then (insert something gross or "shocking"), I think it's better if Jezebel weren't brought up on that show.

What video is this? I feel like I need to know this artist.

I think the term is "scissor reel".

I disagree. I think "fuck" is more flexible than that. Especially when people say "Fuck that!" about circumstances or inanimate objects. People also say, "fuck off," "fuck around," "fuck about town," "stop fucking with me"... It doesn't always mean sex and it certainly doesn't mean rape. Can people use it that…

I am heartened that attitudes are changing. But I think there's still a lot of anti-LGBT feelings in our country. It's just that the attitude is shifting from "Stop what you're doing: it's wrong" to "Do whatever you want, just keep it away from me."

I want a ticket to the first screening.

I'm going to make a movie like that, and it'll feature all characters of color and ONE token white friend who wears sweaters and eats kale and is generally pointless.

Except that when you consider the whole article, it sounds like his issues with race go deeper than just one comment. Which is usually what happens when someone is racist. It's like with cockroaches; there's never just one, it's just that you only SEE one.

I wish I didn't find this funny...

There are rednecks in Pennsylvania too. Just sayin'

Yeah, I couldn't restrain myself from jealousy while looking at each of those lovely ladies and thinking "Do they seriously look like that and not work out? How the hell is that possible?" I work out like 7 times a week just to maintain my chubbiness.

He didn't say anything remotely like that. Your response is a little over the top.

Entrepreneurial parenting. I like it.

I do my Black Friday shopping online. There's no sale price that would get me to physically go to a store on Black Friday with all the traffic and craziness. I don't care if someone was handing out free iPads.

Oh, cool.

Holy crap, that's like the cutest infant I've ever seen. They sometimes look really weird at this stage.

That's what I was thinking. About ten years ago, I was asked to attend the funeral of a step-relative of mine. I knew he had molested my cousins when they were young. I did not shed a single tear for that man. I sat there wishing that the congregation had known the truth about that guy.

Except that rape, unlike other violent crimes, has all sorts of stigmas associated with it and DAs are unlikely to take those cases to trial because they are difficult to "prove" to juries. The demographics of reported rape, from RAINN:

Not a lot of people realize that 50 Shades was originally a Twilight fanfic, probably this dude included.

THANK YOU. I feel like not enough people know this. It started as fanfic and the names got changed so it could be published. As much as I dislike Twilight and 50 Shades, I'm hoping this means that other independent or fanfic writers get more opportunities in the future, because there are some legit talents in those…